I feel like if you were to taxedermy a person (yes, I did just make that a verb) this is what they would look like..
So if you relentlessly harrass your ex, follow her around the globe, pathetically rant on Twitter, and starve yourself, you might just get back together? There is a God!!
The latest news coming in is reporting that Samantha Ronson did indeed take back her favorite vadge as well as get engaged so they can be Mrs. Vadge and Mrs. I wish I had a peen forever and ever!
Lindsay posted on her Twitter last night:
“Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe….”
Oh, and she also reportedly had a huge rock on her ring finger. Something smells fishy, heh heh.
What better way to get over your parent’s divorce, and extremely dysfuntional family dramas? A TV show of course!
Brooke Hogan, currently starring in “Brooke knows best” had a breakdown on her show recently when her dad took her by the old house that they used to live in (before her brother killed his best friend in that car wreck, before Hulk Hogan started dating the carbon copy of his daughter, before Linda Hogan started fucking a teenager, etc. etc. )
Some juicy quotes from the episode:
Hulk: “I can’t believe I busted my body every night for 30 years to build that home and now a 19-year-old is living in it.”
Linda: “I did not plan on this happening, my life has been totally turned upside down.
“He is 19, he will be 20. (wow, really Linda? go figure) I had no idea how old he was, he was just a guy that I met on the beach that was cute.
“I thought he was 27 or 28 when I met him, I didn’t know. We just had a lot in common (like what? that he is 19, and your daughter is too?? WTF lady!) and started talking. He really gave me hope.
“I hate to have this come between us, because I have been there for the kids and I have been there for Brooke.”
Why do people this day in age continue to get tattoos that are spelt wrong?!
Hayden Panetierre’s brain cells tried really hard to work together and make something intelligent. Too bad she was one short…
The Italian phrase she got tatted down her back, which should translate as “live without regrets”, in fact contains a spelling mistake.
While her tat reads “vivere senza rimipianti”, the final word should actually be spelt “rimpianti”.
Time for a cover up!
Somebody’s tittays got leaked all over the internet this week.
Ooops…
The tittays in question belong to that Cassie chick who is sleeping with Diddy and recently shaved off half her hair. As in, the left side of her head has hair, long hair, and the right side has none. Yeah, not so hot.
At least her tits look good. Looks like somebody wanted some press.
She claims the photos were robbed from her personal computer…right..you ain’t Sandra Bullock from The Net bitch. Remember that.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest film features him in the role of a gay fashion journalist…
Here is a promo pic for the film. If it is anything like Borat then it will be fucking amazing. If you haven’t seen that film I suggest you rent it tonight, empty your bladder, and hit play.
There is nothing better than extremely offensive humor that makes you squirm in your seat because you feel embarrassed and don’t really know why.
This makes my Sunday hangover so much better.
Miley Cyrus, career loser, has been verbally bitch slapped by Radiohead, and it feels so good!
At the Grammys this year Mileytard wanted to meet Radiohead and they did not grant her wish, so Miley’s dumbass opened her mouth and said she was going to “ruin them”.
She ranted: “I’d already texted all my friends, we were all freaking out.
“This is someone who I like would have cried to (have met).
“Stinkin’ Radiohead!”
So Radiohead responded to her “threats” with the following:
A rep said: “When Miley grows up she’ll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.”
Hahaha loser
RiRi resurfaced again yesterday, this time in Mexico on the beach with some of her closest friends.
She appeared to be solemn as she strolled the beach, and luckily seems to have healed well from the injuries she sustained some weeks ago when Chris-Douchebag-Brown beat the sh*t out of her in his car.
Hopefully she will remain strong and will make sure that Chris Brown’s get’s his due process in court. As of now no files have been charged, Yesterday the L.A. district attorney’s office said the investigation was still open and no decision on charges has been made as far as the charges go because they are still collecting evidence.
Let’s hope they make a good case against Brown, and RiRi can get on with her life.
Jennifer Love Hewitt reaked of desperation as she walked down the street dressed as Audrey Hepburn from the movie Breakfast at Tiffany´s on her 30th birthday this weekend.
Have you no shame? Christ people.
Hey you Sleazehags,
We hope you all don’t have your panties in a wad because you have been deprived of our bitchiness all day. The situation will shortly be remedied.
Peace and bitchiness forever.
Love,
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