Mandy Moore married her fugly boyfriend hot piece, who did NOT sing Summer of 69, Tuesday in Savannah, GA.
Therefore becoming washed up singer and fugly ass husband snatching the title previously owned by Christina Aguilera and her bat boy.
Lauren Conrad wrote a book.
L.A. Candy, (yes that is the title), is 100% “loosely inspired” by her own experience and tells the story of 19-year-old girl named Jane Roberts “who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a scripted TV show reality television show.” In the book Jane’s best friend is named whore-bag Heidi Scarlett.
The novel will be released June 16, and is the first of three installments.
Conrad wrote on her Myspace page, “I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to. So, I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers to read and envy me.”
So Paris is in Tokyo for some promotional tour (Valtrex?) and that dude from The Hills came with.
Doug Reinhardt, who is Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend, was first seen with Paris at a nightclub in Florida two weeks ago.
The two were spotted at a pet store kissing and heavily petting (pun intended).
We give them a week, once that bitch finds out Paris gave him the clap he’ll be on the first flight back to L.A.
With all the chatter about who won what Oscar last night, we feel it is our civic duty to report on the lesser recognized artists…
Our very beloved Paris Hilton managed to sweep the Razzie awards this year with three big wins. Firtst off, Worst Actress and Worst On-Screen Couple for her role in The Hottie and the Nottie and secondly, Worst Supporting Actress in Repo! The Genetic Opera.
In her acceptance speech she thanked Valtrex and herself.
Blond? Check
Trashy? Check
Wasted? Check
Seems like Kevin Federline has finally narrowed down what his “type” is after all these years with his new classy lady Victoria Prince.
May they please refrain from procreating for the foreseeable future.
Solange Knowles, the lesser known and obviously lesser loved little sister of Beyonce passed out at the airport after apparently trying to drown her haunting nipple flashing sorrows taking too much Nyquil on a flight.
She made sure to keep updating her Twitter (like anyone else would do if they were in the hospital receiving medical attention) to let her fan base know that she was A-okay.
After a short hospital stint and several IV’s she was free to go home with her parents and continue planning her sex tape that will launch her career further than Beyonce’s after her failed attempt to draw attention to herself with her nipple.
Oh wait, nobody gives a fuck.
Breaking news…no, not really, it’s kind of a slow day in the celebrity gossip world so I feel forced to comment on Brandy’s “big regret.” So the bitch got all upset after her 6 year-old daughter said she wanted to get some ink done like her momma. Now she is saying that she never should have gotten them and she is all worried about what she will look like when she is 80 or 90.
Brandy, honey, what you really need to focus on is the fact that you look like a tranny, and that shit ain’t going away no matter how many laster surgerys you have.
