Do pituitary butt tumors exist? She should really look into that. That shiz is growing out of control .
For probably the first and last time, I have to agree with Paris Hilton’s statement that her ass “looks like cottage cheese in a trash bag” (see recent pic below from New York Fashion Week).
Looks like Smokey Mc.Speedo is not completely out of hot water just yet. He was scheduled to speak at at motivational conference in Canada on March 3rd, however the guests of that conference recently received a notification that Phelps no longer would be making his speech in light of recent events (a.k.a. him getting caught taking a bong rip).
But, don’t get your speedos in a wad, Martin Sheen will still be there to make you want to scratch your eyes out motivate you!
Matthew McConaughey proves yet again that he does not own a shirt nor shoes as he poses for the paparazzi vacations in Brazil with his baby momma Camilla Alves.
Blond? Check
Trashy? Check
Wasted? Check
Seems like Kevin Federline has finally narrowed down what his “type” is after all these years with his new classy lady Victoria Prince.
May they please refrain from procreating for the foreseeable future.
And the verdict is in, the bong does not fit!!!
Leon Lott, the Richland County Sheriff who was working the case against Phelps after pictures surfaced of him smoking pot at a party several weeks ago, just spoke to the press about his investigation.
According to CoverAwards the following just went down:
Lott spoke first about drug use and why the investigation was held:
Smoking marijuana is “illegal” said Lott.
“It is my obligation to follow the law,” said Lott. According to Lott, they had to pursue this investigation and it was not related to Phelps’ celebrity status.
“Our message has to be loud and consistent. Don’t do drugs,” said Lott.
And drum roll please………..Lott then stated:
“We do not have enough evidence to prosecute.”
Phelps is a strong supporter of the “I did not inhale” defense, as he never admitted to actually ingesting the drugs.
So kids, lesson is deny, deny, deny and you too will go free!
Michael Phelps’ Case: No Charges Against Olympian Michael Phelps Over Pot Smoking Photos!
Peaches Geldof, who has done nothing in her life to deserve her celebrity status other than being born, recently showed off her nasty tattoos on holiday in South America.
She strikes me as one of those lame ass people that walks into the tatt shop and flips through the book and says “I want that one”, and then gets “pork fried rice” in chinese tattooed on the back of her neck, because it’s fucking cool man.
Please fix your eyes upon the unicorn feeding off the daisy chain (ignoring the fact that it’s no longer 1991) that runs up her thigh and mid-section. I mean, if you are the daughter of a rocker, then you should at least have some half-way decent tatts, right? WTF.
LAME LAME LAME
Sorry about this pic.
According to a PageSix insider, Java-the-hut Simpson and I-like-em-large Romo are still going strong. The couple was seen on Saturday, at the Great Dane Pub in Madison, Wis., following Simpson’s gig opening for Rascal Flatts (yes the gig where she forgot the words to her own song and left the stage crying after her set).
Security guards prevented onlookers from snapping photos, but a witness told Page Six the two looked “very much together.” Simpson didn’t seem too concerned about her weight as she was drinking “lots of beer.”
God Bless the USA.
Marijuana smokers unite!! Some crazy potheads have started up a group on Facebook to support fallen Olympic Hero Michael Phelps who lost his Kellogg endorsement after being caught taking a rip off a bong last week. The Marijuana Policy Project executive director Rob Kampia released the following statement:
“Kellogg’s dismissal of Phelps is hypocritical and disgusting, and our members are angrier than I’ve ever seen them. Kellogg’s had no problem signing up Phelps when he had a conviction for drunk driving, an illegal act that could actually have killed someone. To drop him for choosing to relax with a substance that’s safer than beer is an outrage, and it sends a dangerous message to young people.”
Angry potheads? Angrier than ever?? Dear god, they might…smoke a lot of pot and, and, then go to Taco Bell, and like talk about really profound shit like how they hate the system, and then be all angry about it on the couch.
They do kind of have a point though.
Last week pics were published of the accomplised athelete taking rips off a bong at some party in South Carolina, and now things are getting a bit worse for our favorite sufferer of giganticism…
Sheriff Leon Lott Jr., of Richland County police, Columbia, says in a statement, “The Richland County Sheriff’s Department is making an effort to determine if Mr Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity.”
Since when is Michael Phelps a celebrity?????
