What in the fuckity fuggery is up with the slaves working for la Lohan???
They must have it out for her because the promo pics for her new self-tanning line Seven Nyne are straight up butchered as hell.
Besides her anorexic alien head and coke nostrils the bitch is orange!
Somebody is going to get fired via-text message over this!
Before and after shots of model Eva Herzigova, looking painstakingly thin recently in St. Barts, France on holiday with her boyfriend.
Somebody feed her a steak, or a fu*king celery stick!! I’m sure that would contain way more calories than she has been ingesting.
The Lindsay Lohan look is just not doing it for us, it is possible to be thin but not disgusting.
Quote of the Day brought to you by Helena Christensen:
“I eat more than anyone I know”
“I’m obsessed! [Food] takes up about 75 percent of my brain. I eat like a pig.”
-InSyle U.K. April edition
“Since fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls.”
-Peta
Lindsay Lohan’s enabler publicist issued a statement last week guaranteeing the general public that her client eats, and just so happened to have a Big Mac the day before at a photo shoot.
However, in bloglandia this bit of news was not so easily believed and many people are speculating that Lindsay is having troubles with eating again since she has recently lost a significant amount of weight (see pic below).
So, you can imagine our amusement when seeing a pic of Lindsay snapped with a heap of MacDonalds in her arms, and posing for the paparazzi.
Sweetie- holding food does not mean that you absorb the calories, we want pics of you stuffing your face! Or at least chew for a while and spit it out, dayum. She is starting to look gross.
Behold, Lindsay Lohan spotted yesterday attending a pre-Oscar party in L.A.
Lindsay has sucessfully managed to anorexicify herself again, yes Lindsay we are accusing you of not eating, and we do not believe that you are just “stressed.” However the part that just astaunds us is that she somehow manages not to lose any of her boobs!! It is an impossible feat. We applaud you Lohan, do a line on us.
P.S. next time leave your grandmother´s nightgown at home. That shit is just fugly
David Beckham woke up yesterday morning rolled out of bed and opened up his dresser drawer. He pulled out Victoria and proceeded to inflate her and insert new batteries.
He then placed her on a flight to NYC where she was escorted to the opening of a new Armani store, wearing this naturally as she does not feel cold nor heat.
Lindsay Lohan has fought back against rumors that she is slowly skeletorizing herself. She told Us Weekly:
“It’s not intentional. I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s.
Right honey, if you eat it and vomit afterwards it doesn’t count……..
“I’m my own person, and people can say whatever they want.
Yes, yes we can, I’ll give you this one.
“I’m still going to be the person that I am. And I think that’s so important for people in Hollywood.”
So, it’s important to be a compulsive liar in Hollywood? Okay, I agree…
Then she added insult to injury and spoke about her past run-ins with the law:
“People have their ups and downs. Kids in college get DUIs. Everyone goes through something, and everyone can relate to something.
Sweetie, not everyone gets a DUI in college, and considering you did not even go to college nor finish highschool for that matter, I don’t think you are the most indicated person to talk about this subject.
Does Samantha Ronson have a tapeworm? Just saying…
Well the worlds two most angriest lesbians disappointed fans yet again yesterday when they canceled their Valentine’s Day gig in South Florida, saying they were too sick to travel.
They were scheduled to host and spin at Passions, a late-night club connected to Hollywood, Florida’s Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
“We really feel bad, and I work sick when I can, but unfortunately I couldn’t drive to Miami, so I’m stuck in New York City with doctor’s orders not to fly,” Ronson told PEOPLE. “Any reports otherwise are false and unfair.”
So Gwyneth Paltrow signed a deal with publishing company Janklow & Nesbit to produce a collection of family-focused recipes emphasizing the importance of togetherness at meal times.
Top recipes will be tepid water, poached diet pills, and syrup of Ipecac enfused ice cubes.
