Sleaze Hunter

Considering Michael Lohan was the original douchiest father of the entire history of existence, that would make John Gosselin his douchette (if there was any confusion…).

For a while I actually felt bad for John Gosselin having been verbally castrated by his wife after season upon season of John and Kate plus 8, but then he got a little douchey with his statements to the press, then a little more with his Ed Hardy makeover, and finally he  exploded into fully douchebaggeriness by dating that fame whore crack ho Hailey whats-her-face. But hanging out with Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father in the Hamptons????

As hateable as Kate Gosselin is, I don’t think anybody is going to side with John after this. What the fuck happened to him seeing his kids?

July 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Everybody’s favorite woman-beater finally retracted his name from the contenders in the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

His enablers PR bitches released the following lame ass excuse statement:

“Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song.

Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.

While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so.”

Incident? He beat the shit out of a girl and got charged with two FELONIES.

I hope somebody breaks his pretty little douche face and soon.

March 12, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Diddy opened his fat trap on the Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday and re-confirmed what we already know, that he is an arrogant, pompous, douchebag.

Oh, and he gave his two-cents on the Rihanna Chris-I-will-beat-your-ass-Brown saga saying the following regarding him providing his mansion for the couple to reconcile in last week in Miami.

“It’s my house, and I’m allowed to give my house to whoever I want to give my house to.

“I don’t cast a stone – cast judgment on anybody. So, if friends ask me for a favour, then I’m going to be there for a favour as long as I know the energy of the favour is positive.”

I,I,I,me,me,me, I,I,I, me,me,me,my,my,my, etc.

Well Sean Combs Puffy Puff Daddy Diddy, we are having a hard time understanding how you could determine that a woman beating asshole douchebag geting back together with his c0-dependent girlfriend that he recently beat the shit out of as a positive thing???

Just shut the fu*k up already.

March 11, 2009 Permalink / 14 Comments » (RSS) /

Did these douchebags pull a fast one on us?

Allegedly Megan Fox dumped Brian Austin Green’s washed up old saggy balls last week, but now the pair has been sighted together again, and more than once!!

According to E!Online, on Monday night, the twosome were spotted stocking up on groceries at Bristol Farms in West Hollywood.

“They just seemed like a normal couple,” said an onlooker. “They weren’t holding hands or anything…She was just sort of following him around.”

Then just yesterday, Meg and Brian hit up Indigo furniture store in the Valley before they headed back to his house together.

WHAT???? Come on Megs don’t make me talk shit about you, because I will… I’ll give you a few days to sort this shit out.

March 6, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Chris Brown appeared in court yesterday and did not attempt to enter a plea bargain with prosecuters

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

He was charged with two felonies: felony assault and making criminal threats

We hope he does time, serious time.

And, we hope that Rihanna gets the help that she desperately needs and leave his sorry pathetic ass forever.  People like Chris Brown are what is wrong with this world.

The following are notes that were taken by the LAPD immediately following the severe beating that Brown gave Rihanna, provided by a local TV station in LA:

After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.

Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.

The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.

Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”

Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.

March 6, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Ugggh… This is so Kevin Spacey of him.

WTF Hollywood? Stop it, just stop it!

Benicio del Toro on some promo tour for his film Che, decided to sit down with Venezuela’s dictator president Hugo Chavez and have a chat like a couple of old friends.

This sends the wrong message!

del Toro told journalists he had, “a good time with the president.” and,“He’s nice.”

I guess broad empty statements could be expected from someone with the IQ of -5.

March 5, 2009 Permalink / 3 Comments » (RSS) /

Please let there be justice!

Chris-I will beat yo’ ass- Brown is scheduled to appear in court today.

He has been free on bond after posting $50K since February 8th when he assaulted Rihanna in his car on the way to the Grammys.

District Attorney’s spokeswoman Jane Robison said Wednesday that Brown is required to appear based on a date scheduled after his Feb. 8 arrest.

The douche was booked for multiple felonies, including suspicion of making criminal threats and assault.

Police presented their case weeks ago, but prosecutors asked for more information. Brown remains free on $50,000 bail.

Each felony charge carries a maximum sentence of three years!

March 5, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Today’s stupid quote is brought to you buy Mekhi Phifer.

“People make mistakes—and while I don’t condone what happened that night, you know, what Chris did to her—I remember being young, 19, and at that age it seemed like everything was so over-the-top, and everyone’s so passionate about things at the age,”

Mekhi, things are passionate at 15, 25, and 45, that doesn’t mean that it’s okay to beat the shit out of your girlfriend.

I hope you lose work over this.

March 3, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

This is funny.

Tom Cruise is threatening legal action against a clothing company that plans to use his image for one of their T-shirts.

The T-shirts in question were going to use the following catch phrases:

“Sex Addict” and “Everything Turns Me On.”

Aaron Moss, Tom’s lawyer bitch, has issued a stern warning to the people behind Addictiontee.com, citing false advertising and consumer fraud, so that they do not go through with production of the T-shirt.

According to TMZ.com, Moss writes in the warning letter, “…we believe that such photograph is a fake that has been ‘Photoshopped’ or otherwise manipulated to make it look like he’s wearing your t-shirt.” But the clothing firm’s bosses are undeterred – and are even considering taking inspiration from the legal threat for a new T-shirt design.

A spokesman for Addictiontee.com says, “We’re going into production of a t-shirt inspired by Cruise’s attorney with the words ‘legal addict’ on the front and ‘I sue everybody’ on the back.

March 3, 2009 Permalink / 13 Comments » (RSS) /

So not only is Chris-I will beat yo’ ass-Brown in Miami, relaxing and partying at Diddy’s Mansion with that chick he beat the shit out of Rihanna, but in addtion he is recording tracks for a new album??

Fu*k people! I was giddy when people were talking about his career being over, nobody even broke his legs! And now he is back to making music and reconciled with RiRi???

Somebody put an end to this.

March 2, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /