
Seal is one lucky bitch.

That bitch!
Remember when Gizzy stole Tom Brady from Bridget Moynahan and Bridge was pregnant with Tom’s spawn??? Well Gizzy has her eyes set on Tom’s baby now. She has no shame!!
In an interview in Vanity Fair she straight up spells it out in caps:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child – I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day. He’s a little angel – the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life.”
Not cool Gizzy.

Our female obsession, that if we had the chance we might actually consider becoming a lesbian for, i.e. Agyness Deyn has ended it with her rocker boyfriend Albert Hammond JR. of The Strokes.
Apparently he couldn’t put up with her partying all the time and model soirees, etc. etc. He was more of the sit at home, scratch my balls and watch TV types. and she was more of a social person.
So good news for singles guys out there.

Bruce Willis tied the knot over the weekend to his Demi Moore look alike girlfriend Emma Heming in Turks and Caicos. at his home in Parrot Cay on the Caribbean island.
In attendance were Bruce’s children, his ex-wife Demi, and her current husband Ashton Kutcher.
That shit is just fucked up. And then what? A group orgy between the exes and the current man and wives? Am I the only one who wishes their ex would rot in hell? Hollywood is just too bizarre for me sometimes.


I get the sensation sometimes that the only thing that Kate Moss does is get smashed wearing expensive coutre garments.
And it begs me to ask, who the fuck takes care of her child?
Here she is pictured celebrating a friend’s birthday in London, oozing class and sophistication.

Kate Moss recently had a photo shoot in Paris and we have to say that she is not looking so hot these days.
Pregnancy or coke bloat, we’re not really sure, but the shriveled nipple popping out is definitely not doing it for us.
We liked her much better when she was doing Pete Crackerty.

Bar Rafaeli looking smoldering hot in a new photo shoot for Hurley.
Giselle who??


Before and after shots of model Eva Herzigova, looking painstakingly thin recently in St. Barts, France on holiday with her boyfriend.
Somebody feed her a steak, or a fu*king celery stick!! I’m sure that would contain way more calories than she has been ingesting.
The Lindsay Lohan look is just not doing it for us, it is possible to be thin but not disgusting.

Kanye West and his miniature alien head are taking in Paris Fashion Week with his she-clone Amber Rose who, not to be overlooked, used to be a raunchy stripper hooker.
At least she ditched the jean adult-sized diaper that she was waddling around L.A. with last week.
