So last week was a rough week for Coke Bloat Barton.
She was rushed to the hospital and kept under psychiatric lock down because she got lost in cracky land no doubt after a several day bender with the magic powder.
Well now people from her past are resurfacing to talk shit about the troubled washed up actress (I guess you could call her that..). Her former stylist Stacey Kives said that,
“She was on the path to self-destruction – it was just a question of when she was going to be ready to do something about it”.
“Mischa has been drinking since she was about 14, and she doesn’t drink to have fun any more – she drinks not to feel anything.”
“But I think this last episode has scared her straight. She finally sounds like she’s seeing reality.”
Wait just one second here…..Mischa had a stylist???? I hope she didn’t pay for that shiz……
July 28, 2009
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Kate Moss recently had a photo shoot in Paris and we have to say that she is not looking so hot these days.
Pregnancy or coke bloat, we’re not really sure, but the shriveled nipple popping out is definitely not doing it for us.
We liked her much better when she was doing Pete Crackerty.
March 17, 2009
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WTF Beverly Hills Police Department?!
Cokehan’s arrest warrent was revoked after a court hearing this morning in which the judge, Marsha N. Revel, determined that the actress has been complying with the terms of her probation but needs to show her treatment program better documentation to avoid future court problems. The judge also noted that Lohan has not failed any drug or alcohol tests.
So what better way to celebrate being served an arrest warrant than going out and getting totally fucked up?? Cokie had spent the weekend fighting with her pink taco after she went on a major bender Friday night upon hearing the news.
Smells like rehab.
March 16, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan just threw a three pound black dildo through Sam Ro’s window!!!
No, I made that up, but something did fly through the window making a huge hole in the glass pane that looks out over the street in front of Sam Ro’s house where a massive heard of paparrazi have been camping out in the midst of the Cokehan arrest warrant drama since Friday night.
There are apparently five cops out there as well issuing tickets to the paparrazos and miscellaneaous people have been in to visit the carpet munchers, apparently some counseler came out and said that Lindsay is doing well.
-boring-
When the fuck are they going to tell us what the arrest warrant is for??
March 15, 2009
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Here we go again!
Cokhan has got the Beverly Hills Police Department pissed off, looks like somebody violated their probation…
Last night a warrant was issued for Linz, details of why she was issued a warrant have not been released just yet, but the police department have confirmed the arrest.
“In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today for Lindsay Lohan. The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner.”
Oh Lindsay!
I cannot wait to find out what the bitch did to fuck up her probation.
March 14, 2009
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Thankfully the financial crisis has not affected our favorite crackies.
Joaquin Phoenix was performing last night at a Miami club when his crack wire snapped and he lept into the crowd to beat some dude up that was heckling him.
Apparently Joaquie had enough of the guy’s shit talking and instead of bustin’ a cap in his ass (is that what rappers do?) he jumped into the crowd to rub his nasty ass beard all over his face, therefore deforming the heckler for the rest of his life.
The best part is how Joaquin responded to the insults, he said “We have a fucking bitch in the audience.”
Then, nodding his head while rapping to a beat, he told the man: “I’ve got $1million in the bank. What have you got in the bank bitch?”– then he launched himself into the crowd.
The crowd chanted “beat him up, beat him up” as Joaquin got stuck in.
Smells like rehab….
March 12, 2009
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Amy Winehouse took the Crackhive out for a night on the town recently and modeled her two classic looks, classy and white trash, however both featured the Crackhive, and we like it!
Seems like somebody is working really hard to make their ex-Blakey jealous. Who could resist a sweaty Crackhive that smells of beer and stale cigarrettes? Blake-phile must really be into his teen girlfriend to not fall into Amy’s trap.
Resist! Resist!
March 11, 2009
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Lil’ Kracky has us a bit worried…
She recently gave an interview for the website RapRadar.com and spoke about how she talks to Biggie all the time despite the fact that he died…a long time ago…
“I’m a very spiritual person and he’s come to me many of times in my dreams after 3 grams he comes more often… at the end of the day, he knows who’s who and what’s what. Believe that. I’m not crazy.And let me tell you something, I luuuve my crackity crack the way he’s feeling is going to come out. Like, trust me.I make love to my crackity crack Everything is going to come out later. You’re going to see who he really loved and the ones that’s standing up for him the right way is the ones representing him the right way.” * “I’m going to tell you what my spiritual connection from Biggie is telling me, I really need to lay off the crackity crack “Don’t look back, just do you” and that’s why my success is right here for me… Biggie said “Don’t look back. Forget Rehab Cease, forget all of them because they going to be sorry. Cause what they did was wrong””…
March 10, 2009
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You’ve got to love crackheads, they always do the stooopidest shit.
Coolio, a Grammy Award-winning rapper, was detained at LAX last week for having crack-cocaine on his person while going through security.
Dumb ass!
He got physical with the airport security bitches and then got his ass thrown in jail.
Coolio was a known crack-cocaine dealer before making it big as a rapper.
It’s nice to see that he hasn’t let fame go to his head and forgotten his roots.
March 9, 2009
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Is he trying to be bohemian?
This is like seeing a picture of Larry King wearing Ed Hardy and a pair of Vans.
March 6, 2009
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