Once again you are visually assaulting us with your shriveled up pre-teeny boobs with pointy nipples.
It’s not hot.
You’re not hot.
You actually kind of gross us out.
Can’t you afford a boob-job?
Who the fuck dresses this girl?
It’s not edgy, it’s not controversial, it’s not “hot right now.”
It’s fucking heinous and starting to make us not like her. Oh and that Jesus tattoo on her wrist needs a cover up asap.
Lily Allen continues her tour around the states with her latest stop at the Playboy Mansion.
In honor of the venue she donned a pair of hotpants and bunny ears. According to people at the event she was downing glasses of white wine the entire 5o minute set.
I guess you would have to be drunk to be dressed like tha ton stage infront of thousands of people. For somebody who “doesn’t like attention” she really likes attention…
Finally I can sleep at night.
I now know why they named their baby after a day of the week.
Keith Urban told Ellen on her talk show that, “Particularly when you don’t have someone in your life … in my experience, Sunday was the loneliest day. It went from being sort of the most dreaded day of the week for us to being the most joyous day, because we just had a family.”
Why not name your baby “vibrator” or “table for one” ?
Really Rihanna? We thought you were cooler than this.
What the Fuck Katy Price?
For the record I just figured out now that Katy Price and Jordan are the same whorebag.
So the British reality star has just come out with her own equestrian clothing line, why? Who the fuck knows. The only thing certain is that next halloween when you haven’t gotten your costume and its 30 mins before the party and you want to look all slutty with your girls at the local dive bar, you can just hop over to your nearest TJ Maxx and Im sure this shit will be on heavy mark down. We’re talking triple red line here.
Marilyn Manson has been phoning up Dita Von Teese recently begging for her to forgive him for cheating on her with Evan Rachel Wood when they were married, thus causing their divorce.
Dita has opened up about these late coming apologies and set the record straight that she is not interested in getting back together with Marilyn Manson.
Dita said: “He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, ‘I made a big mistake’. And I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.’
“Right now I’ve got three men. They’re all in different parts of the world.
“That’s my biggest sin – juggling men.”
We still don’t understand how she ever could have been with dirty fuckbag in the first place? The best part is that Marilyn Manson was a frustrated nerd with no friends who decided to paint his face up one day and be “controversial.” He probably flosses every night and doesn’t swim after eating.
Katy Perry is constantly trying too hard…
In an interview for MySpace, Katy once again sounds stupid as she says in regards to her performing:
“I fart a lot. I’m hopping around. I’m a little gassy.
“I don’t care. It’s my stage. I’ve had so many embarassing moments.”
-Yawn-
When will she get another Jesus tattoo? I love a controversial chick.
Brooke HOgan is force feeding my eyes with her massive crotch.
WTF is wrong with this girl? I mean its not like she doesn’t have access to money, her dad is the Hulkster for Christ’s sake. So why the fuck then does she wear bejeweled panties and tube tops from Charlotte Rouse and then shove it in my fucking eyes. Got dayum woman, know your place in this world!
Here she is performing over the weekend in Florida where the eye raping occurred.
The pole is reportedly pregnant with twins.
Ugg these people are so fucking annoying.
I am so over seeing pics of Paris and Doug shoving their tongues down each other’s throats. That shit should come with a warning label, “may give you conjunctivitus, or crabs.”
The stooopid ass couple apparently has no responsibilities (a.k.a. job, rent, school, anything adultlike), and has been spreading their sexual fluids all over the world for some time now.
Their trip has included stops in Toykyo, L.A., and now Hawaii, and they have made sure to take cheesy, staged, vomit-inducing photos wherever they go.
