There is nothing better than when celebrities break up and then publicly trash eachother on the internet…
And then get back together.
Exhibit A. Travis McCoy and Katy Perry:
On his blog, after the last break up he wrote,
“We fight every night and that’s not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we were closer.
My laptop is my new b***h, LOYAL, LISTENS and NEVER LETS ME DOWN!”
Maybe he realized his laptop didn´t wasn´t so great at giving him a wank.
Pink and Carey Hart are trying to work shit out.
This comes after they filed for divorce last year, for irreconcilable differences…
But hey, if they can work things back out, then we say good for them!I rather like this couple, although I am not so sure what Pink’s sexual orientation is exaclty…she has a man pelvis!
Anyways, back on track…Carey Hart has confirmed that they are trying to work things out and claims that Pink is totally normal and low key. (?) Not sure if I agree with that.
But hey, good luck.
Uh oh, smells like some more babies on the way…
According to Star Magazine Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federline have been fucking like rabid rabbits all over her tour stops. Considering the fact that Britney’s sex education stopped at “don’t sleep wit yer step-daddy,” I think it’s safe to say that little k-feds might be in the mix.
Not like K-Fed is much better, but still. If you have to compare the two, regardless of the fact that K-Feds looking like the Michelin man in wigged out in baby-phat for men clothing, he is still more desirable.
How long till that volley ball bitch with giganticism throws down?
Read Star Magazine excerpt below:
“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. “Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.” Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she’s making her own too, says an insider. “She definitely knows how to fan the flames!” But there’s one rather tall issue standing in the way — Kevin’s girlfriend, 5′10 ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, who actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly! Victoria “caught him with his hand in the cookie jar,” says a source.
I hope Doug Reinhardt has the Free Clinic on speed dial.
Fred Durst is once again insisting that he and Britney hooked up 6 years ago when she was still hot and hadn’t been to rehab ten times.
Back in the day Britney adamantly denied the hook up saying it never happened, nor would happen for that matter, while Fred maintained that she was lying about their romp in the sack.
So now he is speaking about the fight again, for some reason that I have yet to understand (why would you want to be linked to Britney Spears???) and he said on MTV:
“It just became a fiasco of madness,” [But] I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did and my intentions, and I am in no way a liar.”
Another new fug couple alert…
Jennifer Love Hewitt, who recently called off an engagement, is now shacking her fug co-star from that Ghost Whisperer show, Jamie Kennedy.
In an I feel embarrassed right now, not for me, but for you, not really sure why moment reminiscent of the Tom Cruise couch jumping incident on Oprah, Jamie opened his mouth on the Ryan Seacrest Show and said the following of his new love:
“I thought it was something I would find in my 40s. It’s like, ‘Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you’re, like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli too.’ We have an intense connection. She’s my Bella. I don’t want to bite her neck, but I want her to live. I’m in love, and I don’t care!“
Wow you can like really tell that it’s like such a super wow, I mean intense connection, like wow!
Loser.
Blond? Check
Trashy? Check
Wasted? Check
Seems like Kevin Federline has finally narrowed down what his “type” is after all these years with his new classy lady Victoria Prince.
May they please refrain from procreating for the foreseeable future.
Kanye West likes himself so much that he has found his very own she-Kanye to be seen and heard with, sparking rumors that they are an item.
The she-Kanye in question is robot model Amber Rose.
The two stepped out as a couple this Fashion Week, first at Nur Khan’s Rose Bar on Tuesday night and then subsequently attending the Narciso Rodriguez and Alexandre Herchcovitch’s fashion shows together.
To his relief, Kanye no longer has to think about himself when having sex, he can just look at Amber Rose and be reminded of his godliness.
Everybody’s favorite reformed meth head is on vacay in Mexico with her new hubby Josh Duhamel.
Is it just me, or does Josh Duhamel have to be suffering from some sort of partial blindness, beer-goggle-permanentia-syndrome, voodoo spell, etc? She has an eyebrow ring for Christ’s sake! It’s 2009!! That shit was lame in 1998.
I guess there is truth to the saying that when people get married they just let themselves go. In Fergie’s case this would probably apply to her bladder as well.
Salma Hayek said I DO to billions of dollars of happiness on Saturday when she married her grandfather lover Francois-Henri Pinault, as reported today in Le Point magazine.
Pinault and Hayek were married on Saturday – St. Valentine’s Day – in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris, according to the publication, which is owned by the Pinault family.
When they walked down the isle the priest initially did not say a word as he was waiting for the father to give away his daughter Salma. Upon realizing it was indeed the groom, and not an 80 year-old-man, the priest continued on with the ceremony.
The exact vows read, “I Salma, promise to take you money Francois for the rest of your short life, to be my cadaver husband.”
