Daily Dignity Reminder

Cameron, honey.

When you’re pushin’ 40, I think it’s time to throw in the towel and stop attending events like the MTV Movie Awards.

You’re OLD!!!!!

What happend to your face?

June 3, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Money CAN Buy Happiness!

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Salma Hayek said I DO to billions of dollars of happiness on Saturday when she married her grandfather lover Francois-Henri Pinault, as reported today in Le Point magazine.

Pinault and Hayek were married on Saturday – St. Valentine’s Day – in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris, according to the publication, which is owned by the Pinault family.

When they walked down the isle the priest initially did not say a word as he was waiting for the father to give away his daughter Salma. Upon realizing it was indeed the groom, and not an 80 year-old-man, the priest continued on with the ceremony.

The exact vows read, “I Salma, promise to take you money Francois for the rest of your short life, to be my cadaver husband.”

February 16, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /