When you have to be helped to stuff yourself into a dress you should draw the following conclusions:
1. You are probably too fat to get into the dress, thus should not be trying it on in the first place.
2. You are pathetic,
Kim Kardashian picked the smallest dress in the shop then made her child slave stuff her into it with the threat of not feeding it for the next month if they didn’t make it fit. Upon countless attempts the paramedics had to be called and Kim was removed with the jaws of life.
The slave child was sent back to Vietnam.
March 13, 2009
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What financial crisis?
Speculation is abound concerning how Lindsay Lohan can spend so much money all time time without having a job and having a coke habit to support. On Wednesday alone she spent $53K on watches!!
According to OK! magazine, Lindsay spends upwards of $800 per week just for a wash and blow-dry at Andy Lecompte Salon in Beverly Hills… Do they give her a new weave every week or what? That’s just ludicrous.
OK! also reports that the actress recently paid $995 for a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps, and dishes out $500 per cut for girlfriend Sam Ronson’s hair, the source says. The couple’s shared manipedis cost $200.
Screw UNICEF, screw the homeless, if you have money you better spend it honey, and make sure it’s all on yourself, god forbid you might be charitable.
February 21, 2009
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Salma Hayek said I DO to billions of dollars of happiness on Saturday when she married her grandfather lover Francois-Henri Pinault, as reported today in Le Point magazine.
Pinault and Hayek were married on Saturday – St. Valentine’s Day – in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris, according to the publication, which is owned by the Pinault family.
When they walked down the isle the priest initially did not say a word as he was waiting for the father to give away his daughter Salma. Upon realizing it was indeed the groom, and not an 80 year-old-man, the priest continued on with the ceremony.
The exact vows read, “I Salma, promise to take you money Francois for the rest of your short life, to be my cadaver husband.”
February 16, 2009
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