Sleaze Hunter

And then she brought God into it…

After splitting this week from her gay handbag husband of 7 years Dean Sheremet, because she SLEPT WITH HER COSTAR, LeAnn Rimes thought that she would bestow her concert goers with some heartfelt words of wisdon.

“You know, I think that you will all really be able to relate to this next song in your lives. You probably know it’s inevitable that in a relationship, sometimes you will have your heart broken at some point,” she said. “Sometimes, you might say that you can’t do anything and sometimes, you want revenge. Sometimes, you say, ‘You’re not worth it.’ But sometimes, you don’t, and that’s when you leave it in God’s hands and know that he will take care of it.”

Honey, I think GOD (If you want to call it that) made some rules (or was it Jesus?) anyways, about not COMMITTING ADULTERY.

STFU LeAnne Rimes, it’s in your best interest.

July 28, 2009 Permalink / 1 Comment » (RSS) /

There is nothing better than when celebrities break up and then publicly trash eachother on the internet…

And then get back together.

Exhibit A. Travis McCoy and Katy Perry:

On his blog, after the last break up he wrote,

“We fight every night and that’s not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we were closer.

My laptop is my new b***h, LOYAL, LISTENS and NEVER LETS ME DOWN!”

Maybe he realized his laptop didn´t wasn´t so great at giving him a wank.

April 26, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Pink and Carey Hart are trying to work shit out.

This comes after they filed for divorce last year, for irreconcilable differences…

But hey, if they can work things back out, then we say good for them!I rather like this couple, although I am not so sure what Pink’s sexual orientation is exaclty…she has a man pelvis!

Anyways, back on track…Carey Hart has confirmed that they are trying to work things out and claims that Pink is totally normal and low key. (?) Not sure if I agree with that.

But hey, good luck.

April 10, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Well lindz has got her ginge on again, in attempt to lure SamRo back to her firecrotch? We’ll never know…

But what we do know is that SamRo is not really showing any signs of wanting to get back together with her ex-trainwreck cokehan.

According to spies while cokehan was out getting her weave re-woven all sorts of crotchety red, SamRo was out with her guy friends, namely Benji Madden, hitting up the DCMA store in L.A.

So now that Lindsay is single, and it looks like she is going to be staying that way…is she going to stay gay or start loving the cock again? Was she ever straight? Was she ever gay?

April 10, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

When going throught a heart-wrenching break up when you can do nothing but lie in bed and cry, my first thought is always to call up OK Magazine, because logically my ex would find that amusing and want to get back together with me…

Sounds like some Crackie logic to me!

Cokehan has not been taking the split well from her Sammy and not even a week later she has already spilled her guts to the popular gossip magazine with the typical sob story that comes with every drug-fueld cheating break up.

“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events…Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson. “Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.” Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself — she cares about her but wants out.”

Bottles up!

April 8, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Crack watch 2009 is oficially underway. We give her about 36 hours before she goes fucking ape shit and does something to either get back at her ex-lover, or even better, embarrasses herself publicly (police chasese in stolen cars, get kicked out of a party thrown by Paris Hilton, try to make out with Caleb Best, etc. etc.).

Apparently Cokehan confirmed the split from Samantha Ronson today, saying that they are taking a break so that she can “focus on herself”. WTF Lindsay? Got dumped and that is the best shit you can come up with? At least say “and go to rehab” or something somewhat believable. Or coherent.

And the best part, the internet is abuzz that Samantha Ronson´s family went to the police to try and take out a restraining order on Lindsay because the bitch is unstable, and apparently cuts herself! We got a cutter!

April 7, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

This shit is on Twitter, that can only mean one thing….fire crotch and little boy Ronson may really be over!

The angry sometimes lesbian Lohan is fucking pissed at her alledgedly cheating ex-carpet muncher and decided to publicly lash out at her on twitter.

The following was taken from Cokehan’s and Lilly Allen’s Twitter pages.

The bottom post is the first in the series.

@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz; stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you borke my heart. now go away. i loved you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
about 10 hours ago from web

being cheated on does wonders to you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry

April 5, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Our female obsession, that if we had the chance we might actually consider becoming a lesbian for, i.e. Agyness Deyn has ended it with her rocker boyfriend Albert Hammond JR. of The Strokes.

Apparently he couldn’t put up with her partying all the time and model soirees, etc. etc. He was more of the sit at home, scratch my balls and watch TV types. and she was more of a social person.

So good news for singles guys out there.

March 25, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

You gotta love people who post the happenings of their private lives on the internet, aka, Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, and now Amy Winehouse.

Our favorite crackie, who has been looking in better shape this days, posted on her Facebok page yesterday a solemn yet straightforward statement about her Blakey:

“I don’t think I’ll ever see him again.”

It’s for the better Amy, really.

Now that she isn’t with him she actually doesn’t look like she smells bad and the squirels moved out of her crackhive. It’d be a shame for that all to go to waste with a reconciliation.

March 21, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Marilyn Manson has been phoning up Dita Von Teese recently begging for her to forgive him for cheating on her with Evan Rachel Wood when they were married, thus causing their divorce.

Dita has opened up about these late coming apologies and set the record straight that she is not interested in getting back together with Marilyn Manson.

Dita said: “He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, ‘I made a big mistake’. And I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.’

“Right now I’ve got three men. They’re all in different parts of the world.

“That’s my biggest sin – juggling men.”

We still don’t understand how she ever could have been with dirty fuckbag in the first place? The best part is that Marilyn Manson was a frustrated nerd with no friends who decided to paint his face up one day and be “controversial.” He probably flosses every night and doesn’t swim after eating.

March 20, 2009 Permalink / 34 Comments » (RSS) /