
Chris Brown has entered a not guilty plea in court today concerning the felony charges that he is facing for beating Rihannas ass in February.
Fucking douchebag.
Rihanna’s father Ronald Fenty issued the following statement:
“So what happened? Somebody else did this to Rihanna then?
“I just would like to see justice go in the right direction. I don’t want his career to be damaged – it’s damaged already.
“I think he’s a talented guy, but everybody should have to pay.
“When you do the crime, you do the time. I don’t want to see him locked up for a long time – I just want him to acknowledge and get some help.
“Who did it? That’s the question now. If he’s not guilty, who did it?
“He should say ‘guilty’ and let the court be leaning into him and try himself to the mercy of the court, see if he gets a fine.
“Now he’s going to go beyond that and it could go longer, it can be even worse. It can be worse for him in the long run.”
We agree 100%.
He should do more than the time, he should have his ass beat to a fucking pulp to see how it feels and then have the person who did it out right deny that it ever happened.
April 7, 2009
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A jury of seven men and five women began deliberations Thursday on the fate of legendary music producer Phil Spector, who is accused of shooting dead an actress at his Los Angeles home six years ago, officials said.
Its about time they send his ass to the electric chair. This bitch wreaks of guilt and we will be really pissed if people pull an O.J. Simpson and let him go.
March 27, 2009
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WTF Beverly Hills Police Department?!
Cokehan’s arrest warrent was revoked after a court hearing this morning in which the judge, Marsha N. Revel, determined that the actress has been complying with the terms of her probation but needs to show her treatment program better documentation to avoid future court problems. The judge also noted that Lohan has not failed any drug or alcohol tests.
So what better way to celebrate being served an arrest warrant than going out and getting totally fucked up?? Cokie had spent the weekend fighting with her pink taco after she went on a major bender Friday night upon hearing the news.
Smells like rehab.
March 16, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan just threw a three pound black dildo through Sam Ro’s window!!!
No, I made that up, but something did fly through the window making a huge hole in the glass pane that looks out over the street in front of Sam Ro’s house where a massive heard of paparrazi have been camping out in the midst of the Cokehan arrest warrant drama since Friday night.
There are apparently five cops out there as well issuing tickets to the paparrazos and miscellaneaous people have been in to visit the carpet munchers, apparently some counseler came out and said that Lindsay is doing well.
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When the fuck are they going to tell us what the arrest warrant is for??
March 15, 2009
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Here we go again!
Cokhan has got the Beverly Hills Police Department pissed off, looks like somebody violated their probation…
Last night a warrant was issued for Linz, details of why she was issued a warrant have not been released just yet, but the police department have confirmed the arrest.
“In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today for Lindsay Lohan. The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner.”
Oh Lindsay!
I cannot wait to find out what the bitch did to fuck up her probation.
March 14, 2009
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Man these people were loonies.
I get so confused with the Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern, that dude who is her baby daddy love triangle. Didn’t they all end up being gay? WTF.
Well now Howard K. Stern, who was Anna Nicole’s lawyer, and husband (?) but not baby daddy, has been charged with providing her with thousands of prescription drugs over a period of three years, along with two others, which subsequently led to her overdose and death.
The judge in the case should be discussing the charges and arrest today in California.
March 13, 2009
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Linda Hogan is delusional and has ugly ass fake tittays.
Moving on- Linda Hogan opened up her fucking mouth and made some dumb statement about how she is fearful for her life after John Graziano’s dad was booked last week for trying to hire a hit man to off his ex-wife.
For those of you who do not follow the Hogan’s (aka have a life), Nick Hogan caused a car crash that left Graziano, his former best friend, in a vegetative state for the rest of his life.
Nick served five months in jail for reckless driving as a result.
Linda said that Graziano may also have targeted her and, “Any threat from Ed Graziano would and is being taken very seriously.”
The best part of this ridiculousness is that Graziano is accused of paying more than $2,000—$1,100 in cash, $1,000 by personal check and $13.06 on a pizza gift card—to arrange for his wife to lose her life in a car accident.
A pizza gift card????? I hope he didn’t have a Blockbuster card as well, then Linda may really be in danger.
March 2, 2009
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Scott Siegel recently made his feature-film debut as a steroid dealer in the Oscar-contending flic The Wrestler, starring Mr. Mickey Rourke. Curiously enough he played a steroid dealer when he himself served time for steroid trafficking from 1999-2003.
Well I guess there is no better candidate for a role in a movie than the real deal…but still…
So anyways, Siegel was spotted picking up a suspicious package by DEA officers in New Rochelle Wednesday evening. He panicked when they cornered him and he rammed three police vehicles with his car before leading authorities on a high-speed chase. After abandoning his car, Siegel continued to flee on foot and struggle with officers upon capture. So now the dumbass not only faces charges for steroid distribution but also for assaulting a federal officer.
February 20, 2009
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