Oh these Hollywood whores, they never learn!!!
So Mr. I’m so fucking relgious I had to make that horrific the Passion moving all about Jesus and how he died for our sins, just royally fucked up!
Mel Gibson’s wife recently filed for divorce in April and rumors spread like crabs on Paris Hilton’s pubic area that it had to do with a Russian industry slut who was doing the nasty with him.
Well the Russian industry slut is knocked up! And calculations place them doing the nasty nasty when Mel was still married!!!!
I wonder how Jesus would feel about that.
May 18, 2009
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That ex-vampire chick with two names is pregnant. That isn’t what I’m confused about. Thing is, I thought she divorced her husband with three names ions ago. Did that not happen?
I’m confused. Anyways, it has been reported that she is knocked up and is expecting the couple’s first child in the fall.
I need to do some googling.
April 10, 2009
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Finally I can sleep at night.
I now know why they named their baby after a day of the week.
Keith Urban told Ellen on her talk show that, “Particularly when you don’t have someone in your life … in my experience, Sunday was the loneliest day. It went from being sort of the most dreaded day of the week for us to being the most joyous day, because we just had a family.”
Why not name your baby “vibrator” or “table for one” ?
March 31, 2009
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Halle Berry has one cute baby.
March 30, 2009
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I’m not going to lie.
I hate children, but the Jolie-Pitt spawn have something about them that makes them rather likeable.
This picture of Shiloh and her stuffed animal hippo are about the cutest GD thing I have seen in a while.
March 9, 2009
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Mel C, formerly known as Sporty Spice, finally gave birth.
And the name of her child is….drum roll please…..
Scarlet Starr
Star-r not to be confused with sta-r, and now a round of applause for originality…
February 24, 2009
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Ever since Nicole Richie kicked her heroin habit and stopped hanging out with Paris Hilton we really started liking her a lot more.
It just so happens that Ms.Richie has found herself knocked up again (we hope it was at least planned this time) with her boyfriend Joel Madden.
Apparently the two are head over heals in love, despite the normal Hollywood couple odds, and are happy to welcome another member into their family. The following was posted on the Good Charlotte web last night:
What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now………
So good for you Nicole, you have really come a long ways.
February 22, 2009
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