Pictured above, Mrs. Shayna Le Beuf
Featured below, a quote by one Shia Le Beuf from a recent Playboy interview.
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
I this would be the definition of fucking disturbing in Websters Dictionary.
Lady Gag-Me signed a penis.
Yes, you read that right.
“I feel embarrassed saying this but the strangest thing I ever autographed was a man’s penis,” [Lady Ga Ga] laughs.
The 23-year-old “Just Dance” star was left red-faced singer when a smitten admirer made the X-rated request following a performance in Canada.
“I was doing a meet and greet backstage in Canada. I had enough room to write Lady GaGa but I don’t really remember. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Maybe it is still there – who knows? It was a permanent marker too!”
I bet it was flacid, that bitch is 100% anti-erotic.
“I don’t like fame. I find the attention embarrassing.”
Really Lilly Allen? I beg to differ.
Oh, and take that fucking shit out of your mouth.
That bitch!
Remember when Gizzy stole Tom Brady from Bridget Moynahan and Bridge was pregnant with Tom’s spawn??? Well Gizzy has her eyes set on Tom’s baby now. She has no shame!!
In an interview in Vanity Fair she straight up spells it out in caps:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child – I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day. He’s a little angel – the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life.”
Not cool Gizzy.
Sharon Osbourne is offended, and we have to say we agree with her whole-heartedly.
On a phone interview for her new re-vamped Osbourne reality TV show starting next week on FOX Sharon was talking calls from reporters when one smart ass asked if she really thought they were the most appropriate family to be featured on a reality TV show given their history of drug and alcohol addiction.
Well Shar got fucking pissed and verbally fucked the reporters ass, saying the following:
“I am really angry. Do you know how many people in this country alone suffer from addiction?
“All my family are examples of being truthful about their condition and working though it and trying to better themselves,” she said.
“We are a real family and we don’t pretend to be something we are not. I have taken real offense…probably half the people watching our show have someone in their family who has a problem with alcohol and drugs.”
Osbourne said her son Jack had been sober for six years and that she viewed him as a “beacon of hope to every young person in this country who is struggling with addiction.”
“We live in the real world, and this world is tough.”
Well played Sharon Osbourne.
You wish Kourtney Kardashian.
When asked if she and her fugly ass sister Chloe would follow in the less fugly sister Kim’s footstep and pose for Playboy together, the obviously delusional Kourtney said the following:
“Although we would be flattered, no one has even asked us.
“I don’t know where this rumour has sparked from.”
She then said: “We would be the brunette version of The Girls Next Door!”
Brunette version? Chloe Kardashian is a gorilla! That shit would be the fake tittay version of Planet of the Apes.
Too good to be true…
Last night President Barack Obama appeared on the Jay Leno show, marking the first time any president sitting in office appeared on a late night talk show, and royally fucked up.
He was poking fun at his bowling skills and said that he wasn’t good enough even for the Special Olympics. Funny, pretty funny.
Well now all the Special Olympic people and supporters are extremely offended and all sorts of press releases have been coming out apologizing a million different ways for his fuck up.
Just get over it already! It’s funny!
The White House spokesperson Bill Burton said late Thursday:
“The president made an offhand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics.”
Obama “thinks that the Special Olympics are a wonderful program that gives an opportunity to shine to people with disabilities from around the world.”
Remember when Prince Willy got caught with his royal cock out? I thought these pics might brighten somebodys day.
Anyways, moving on… Prince Willy recently visited sick children at Royal Marsden Hospital in London and told the kids about an accident he had that left him with a mark on his forehead.
Pointing to it, he said:
“That was for my Harry Potter scar, as I call it, just here. I call it that because it glows sometimes and some people notice it — other times they don’t notice it at all.”
He added: “I got hit by a golf club when I was playing golf with a friend of mine. Yeah, we were on a putting green and the next thing you know there was a seven-iron and it came out of nowhere and it hit me in the head.
“So, yeah, I was in hospital for that, but that was very minor compared to how many times you’ve been into hospital.”
Ha ha ha, somebody straight up jacked his head with a seven-iron!!! We personally take him with the scar, no problems here. He could get his balding head fixed though. He needs to Harry Potter himself some new hair.
US Weekly is whoring out a story this week about LeAnn Rimes, claiming that she is having a steamy affair with her co-star.
In the grainy, ambiguous, out of focus photo above, one can clearly see that she is having sex with another man that isn’t her husband.
Whore!!
Okay, okay, you cannot see shit in the photo, gotta love US Weekly and their “factual” evidence. However, when I rep for the singer was asked about the accusations, they ambiguously replied:
“We do not comment on our clients’ personal lives.”
hmmm,,, not an outright denial…. she must be pregnant with his bat-baby love child! To hit newstands next week, LeAnn Rime’s lovechild!!
Come on people…
Katy Perry is constantly trying too hard…
In an interview for MySpace, Katy once again sounds stupid as she says in regards to her performing:
“I fart a lot. I’m hopping around. I’m a little gassy.
“I don’t care. It’s my stage. I’ve had so many embarassing moments.”
-Yawn-
When will she get another Jesus tattoo? I love a controversial chick.
