First Class Douche

Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez pictured at the grand opening of Jay-

Well this comes as no surprise.

A-Roid Rod, who recently has made headlines for cheating on his wife, doing steroids, and being all together douchey in every aspect of his life, just become more of a douchebag.

A-Rod has now been outed as a frequent customer of pay-for-sex-ladies.

The madame of a high class hooker service, Kristin Davis, fed A-Rod a steady stream of hookers, but the class-act set his eyes on a different feat, the madame herself!

Fucking gross A-Rod!

Here is text of actual correspondence between the two:

Rodriguez: “Thanks for setting me up with Samantha. She was gorgeous. But she is not you. When can I see you you are gorgeous . . .”

Davis: “Hi Alex. You don’t want to see me. I’m no fun. lol. Just because your (sic) so sweet, here are some pics of me and I appreciate the compliments. Your (sic) a doll. Thanks, Kristin”

Rodriguez: “You have been playing hard to get for a year now, your (sic) killing me.”

Davis: “It’s not playing I am hard to get. Maybe you should try harder.”

Rodriguez: “Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex.”

Davis: “You are too sweet. I’ll let you know when I get someone you like.”

When asked about her relationship with A-Rod, Kristin Davis simply replied, “In regard to Alex, all I can say is our paths have definitely crossed personally and professionally.”

AKA they fucked a motels. I hope he got VD.

March 22, 2009 Permalink / 3 Comments » (RSS) /

Michael Phelps Not Welcome!

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Looks like Smokey Mc.Speedo  is not completely out of hot water just yet. He was scheduled to speak at at motivational conference in Canada on March 3rd, however the guests of that conference recently received a notification that Phelps no longer would be making his speech in light of recent events (a.k.a. him getting caught taking a bong rip).

But, don’t get your speedos in a wad, Martin Sheen will still be there to make you want to scratch your eyes out motivate you!

February 24, 2009 Permalink / 11 Comments » (RSS) /