Britney is the new spokeswhore for Candie’s…
If you look closely at picture one, you will see that her body does not stop where the swimsuit stops, rather it keeps going…
So just apply that same concept to the rest of her body and you might actually have an idea of what she looks like.
Lady Ga-Ga is one of those people who looks good from far away, but once you get close you realize that you have been had by Hollywood trickery and photoshop.
Here she is posing on Venice Beach, with her ass hanging out as usual, and looking decent, from afar. But behold what the fugster looks like up close…
I rest my case.
What in the fuckity fuggery is up with the slaves working for la Lohan???
They must have it out for her because the promo pics for her new self-tanning line Seven Nyne are straight up butchered as hell.
Besides her anorexic alien head and coke nostrils the bitch is orange!
Somebody is going to get fired via-text message over this!
Before
And After
No, it’s not divine intervention, it’s Photoshop.
