What the Fuck is wrong with Jennifer Aniston?
News outlets are reporting that her relationship with John Mayer is over, again, and that he has moved into his own place in L.A. far from Jen’s whiny voice and home-delivered Zone diet food rations, oh and her posters of Bradly, her alter to Bradly, Her wedding photos with Bradly, every movie that Bradly ever made, etc. etc.
This news comes as no surprise, and she herself dropped the “my relationship is going to shit” bomb recently while giving an interview for the PR circuit for that dog movie she made:
“Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever?
“That’s hoping for too much.
“I think every relationship is a world unto itself.”
It’s all Angelina’s fault!! Damn that bitch!! One of these days Jenny is going to snap and it’s not going to be pretty, I hope the Jolie-Pitts have a crisis bomb shelter built underground in their child breeding compound, because when Jenny hits menopause and still doesn’t have a husband shits going to hit the fan.
