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Britney is the new spokeswhore for Candie’s…

If you look closely at picture one, you will see that her body does not stop where the swimsuit stops, rather it keeps going…

So just apply that same concept to the rest of her body and you might actually have an idea of what she looks like.

April 1, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Oh Honey, No, No, No…

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Brooke HOgan is force feeding my eyes with her massive crotch.

WTF is wrong with this girl? I mean its not like she doesn’t have access to money, her dad is the Hulkster for Christ’s sake. So why the fuck then does she wear bejeweled panties and tube tops from Charlotte Rouse and then shove it in my fucking eyes. Got dayum woman, know your place in this world!

Here she is performing over the weekend in Florida where the eye raping occurred.

The pole is reportedly pregnant with twins.

March 16, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

And They Broke Up, Take 10.00.000^25th

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What the Fuck is wrong with Jennifer Aniston?

News outlets are reporting that her relationship with John Mayer is over, again, and that he has moved into his own place in L.A. far from Jen’s whiny voice and home-delivered Zone diet food rations, oh and her posters of Bradly, her alter to Bradly, Her wedding photos with Bradly, every movie that Bradly ever made, etc. etc.

This news comes as no surprise, and she herself dropped the “my relationship is going to shit” bomb recently while giving an interview for the PR circuit for that dog movie she made:

“Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever?

“That’s hoping for too much.

“I think every relationship is a world unto itself.”

It’s all Angelina’s fault!! Damn that bitch!! One of these days Jenny is going to snap and it’s not going to be pretty, I hope the Jolie-Pitts have a crisis bomb shelter built underground in their child breeding compound, because when Jenny hits menopause and still doesn’t have a husband shits going to hit the fan.

March 13, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /