Sorry for the headline, I couldn’t help it.
So yeah, Michael Jackson stapled his nose back on and puttied his chin together, removed the child passed out in his crotchal area, and made a big announcement last week that he was going on tour in London this summer, thus marking his final visit to the country as a performer.
Today the tickets went on sale and sold out in all 50 venues almost immediately.
The freak show will start in July.
