What the fuck is up with the Hogans.
Let’s take a moment and reflect upon their situation…
Linda Hogan is dating a 19 year old douchebag teenager, and Hulk Hogan is dating a tranny sheman blond that for the life of me I cannot tell apart from his daughter Brooke.
FUCKING GROSS PEOPLE!!!!!
It’s as if they were frustrated incestuous people, not quite read to take their nasty nasty out into the public eye, so the prefer to have the next best thing. You know like those people who marry people who look just like their exes (see Bruce Willis and that new chick that looks like Demi).
May 6, 2009
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So after Hulk Hogan gave an interview and kissed every last shred of his dignity away with his comments about understanding how O.J. Simpson could slaughter his ex-wife and boyfriend, Linda Hogan has since taken it upon herself to fake something that wasn’t her tits, her lips, her face, her hair, her vagina, etc. etc. (you get the idea), FEAR.
That’s right. Linda “I’m dating a 19-year old” Hogan has filed papers in court requesting yet more money so that she can relocate to L.A., far far away from her violent ex-husband.
So, what is the cost of this relocation? A flat fee of $24,000 AND $8,200 more a month.
Bitch please! Go back to the trailer you crawled out of and stay there. Forever.
April 28, 2009
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Brooke HOgan is force feeding my eyes with her massive crotch.
WTF is wrong with this girl? I mean its not like she doesn’t have access to money, her dad is the Hulkster for Christ’s sake. So why the fuck then does she wear bejeweled panties and tube tops from Charlotte Rouse and then shove it in my fucking eyes. Got dayum woman, know your place in this world!
Here she is performing over the weekend in Florida where the eye raping occurred.
The pole is reportedly pregnant with twins.
March 16, 2009
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This shit needs to be made into a Mary Higgins Clark made for TV saga, asap.
This week Hulk Hogan got into a verbal fight with Linda Hogan’s divorce lawyer (former wife) after a hearing on frozen assets. I generally embellish quotes with my own shit talking, but this stuff is 100% quality on its own. Behold:
The spat started when lawyer Ray Rafool was answering questions about the divorce case for television cameras. He spoke after a hearing Thursday in which a judge granted the release of $225,000 in frozen assets for Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea.
While Rafool spoke to the media, the towering Hogan tried to interject a comment from behind a row of cameras and reporters.
“Are you gonna to wrestle with me here?” Rafool said loudly. “Are you gonna come across the cameras? Then be quiet.”
“It’s a free world,” Hogan replied.
“No, it’s not a free world,” Rafool said. “It’s called professionalism.”
The attorney, who had recently accepted an autograph from Hogan for his son, then delivered a stinging blow to any World Wrestling Entertainment wrestler: “You’re an actor. You’re acting now.”
“I hope your son enjoys the autograph,” Hogan said. “Thank you Hulkamaniac brother.”
Oh no he didn’t!!!! He straight up accused the Hulkster of being a professional actor and not a wrestler!!!!! Damn him and his “professionalism.”
March 14, 2009
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