It costs $1,000,000 to make her look like this???
WTF???
Queen Latifah has been sued bye makeup “artists” that claim she failed to cough up the cash to for a period of three years.
Celebrity cosmetology consultant Roxanna Floyd says she lost $700,000 when the rapper-actress failed to pay her for work she did between July 2005 and February 2008.
In a separate lawsuit, celebrity fashion stylist Susan Moses said she was cheated of $300,000 during the same period.
Got dayum woman! Gastric bypass surgery would be less expensive and have better results.
Latifah´s reps said that there is no merit to the law suits -snore-
March 31, 2009
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Brooke HOgan is force feeding my eyes with her massive crotch.
WTF is wrong with this girl? I mean its not like she doesn’t have access to money, her dad is the Hulkster for Christ’s sake. So why the fuck then does she wear bejeweled panties and tube tops from Charlotte Rouse and then shove it in my fucking eyes. Got dayum woman, know your place in this world!
Here she is performing over the weekend in Florida where the eye raping occurred.
The pole is reportedly pregnant with twins.
March 16, 2009
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When you are five-feet tall, overweight, and have massive saggy tatas coochie cutters and a corset are NEVER THE BEST OPTION!! GOT DAYUM JESSICA SIMPSON!!!
According to concert goers she forgot the words to two of her songs and got booed while on stage.
Does she need the money that bad? Why would you subject yourself over and over again to public humiliation??
March 16, 2009
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When you have to be helped to stuff yourself into a dress you should draw the following conclusions:
1. You are probably too fat to get into the dress, thus should not be trying it on in the first place.
2. You are pathetic,
Kim Kardashian picked the smallest dress in the shop then made her child slave stuff her into it with the threat of not feeding it for the next month if they didn’t make it fit. Upon countless attempts the paramedics had to be called and Kim was removed with the jaws of life.
The slave child was sent back to Vietnam.
March 13, 2009
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Kelly Clarkson is on the cover of Blender Magazine, in a T-shirt?
WTF?
She is looking more and more like Topanga from Boy Meets World in the last season when she got all fat and beaver like. Looks like Hodroxy Cut is going to have a new spokesbitch soon…just saying.
Anywhoo0, Kelly took advantage of her magazine interview to clarify the doubt of all men everywhere. Does she pee in the shower? Kelly’s answer? “Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”
She then finished her interview by scratching her crotch and picking her nose.
So erotic.
March 12, 2009
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Jessica Simpson performed over the weekend in yet again another heinous outfit that grossly exaggerates her breasts and thunder thighs.
Fashion don’t.
March 9, 2009
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And by growing I am referring to the size of her ass.
Cyrus has been whoring out her new book Miles to Go this past week, so I couldn’t help posting a promo pic of her from a signing that is less than flattering.
Somebody needs to cut back on McRibs and kool-aide.
March 9, 2009
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Why the fu*k do people continue employing Pamela Anderson????
She is 200 years old for God’s sake man.
Pam and her saggy ass walked the runway at the Vivienne Westwood show in Paris this weekend.
March 9, 2009
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Pics from Brit’s tour stop last night in Atlanta.
Looks like someone is drowning their stage fright jitters in Frito-Lay pies…
March 6, 2009
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When you weigh 500 pounds flannel is never the best option.
Take note Jessica, we have your best interest in mind.
March 5, 2009
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