Lindsay Lohan spent eleven hours in a Beverly Hills salon yesterday to remove her actually rather decent looking red weave and put this Panama City Beach Spring Break ‘98 special on her head.
Take your GD finger OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!! YOU LOOK LAME!!!!!!! Look what you make me do!! You provoke capital letter rants a la Kanye West’s “I love myself blog”. The shame…
But seriously now, do us all a favor, we get it, you got your finger tattooed with that Shhhh… crap all over it. You are so cool. Now get on with your life and stop acting so lame.
She says:
“I’m not starving myself, contrary to popular belief.
“I’m criticised when I’m too thin or too heavy.
“I like the way I look.”
I guess if you’re into the concentration camp look, then hey..
The Cokehan is once again posing as Marilyn Monroe for a Vogue photo shoot.
At least she took her finger out of her mouth in order to do it.
Two recent pictures of the Cokehan.
Lindsay honey, take your fingers out of your mouth, it makes you look STUPID and does nothing to make you look hot.
Hey there sexy. You just reached 1-900-xxx-LOHAN, my hands are sweating and my heart is racing just thinking about how hot your voice is making me. Swipe your credit card now and I will tell you all the dirty things I am thinking about doing with you.
Okay, so I know that I tend to blog about celebrity tittays (I am trying to cut back, really), but these latest pics of Lindsay Lohan at the beach in Hawaii really have me confused.
How does she succesfully communicate to the drugs that she wants them to shrink every part of her body minus her breasts? She must be the coke-whisperer or something.
I mean, if they were fake, it would make sense. But they aren’t, so what gives Lindsay?
SamRo who?
Last week Lindsay did an advert for eHarmony.com, poking fun at herself and all the shit people have been saying about her unstable ass since she and her lezzy love muffin broke up recently.
She continued on her “I’m not bat-shit tour 2009″ on Wednesday night at the Hollywood hotspot My House. There her fire crotch caught it’s eye on the deliciousness that is Leonardi DiCaprio and went straight into rapist mode.
According to witnesses, she threw herself at him, then after a few trips to the bathroom to powder her nose..she took him to the dance floor and rubbed her lezzy muff all over him.
The eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
We aren’t so sure that Leo is straight (there have been lots of rumors over the years…) but regardless, WTF man? Regardless, Lezzy Lohan all up in your junk when you have a reputation to mantian and hot ass model girlfriend at home, why even allow her to breathe near you???
Well lindz has got her ginge on again, in attempt to lure SamRo back to her firecrotch? We’ll never know…
But what we do know is that SamRo is not really showing any signs of wanting to get back together with her ex-trainwreck cokehan.
According to spies while cokehan was out getting her weave re-woven all sorts of crotchety red, SamRo was out with her guy friends, namely Benji Madden, hitting up the DCMA store in L.A.
So now that Lindsay is single, and it looks like she is going to be staying that way…is she going to stay gay or start loving the cock again? Was she ever straight? Was she ever gay?
When going throught a heart-wrenching break up when you can do nothing but lie in bed and cry, my first thought is always to call up OK Magazine, because logically my ex would find that amusing and want to get back together with me…
Sounds like some Crackie logic to me!
Cokehan has not been taking the split well from her Sammy and not even a week later she has already spilled her guts to the popular gossip magazine with the typical sob story that comes with every drug-fueld cheating break up.
“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events…Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson. “Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.” Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself — she cares about her but wants out.”
Bottles up!
