Brooke Hogan for some reason continues to be on TV and divulged some much anticipated crap about herself, her family, her scandalous behaviour, etc., etc.,
Oh, did I mention that her boyfriend’s name is Stack$ (dollar sign included).
On Brooke making out with a girl on te show: “Everyone’s been talking about that scene, especially men because they just love that girl-on-girl stuff,” she joked.
“It’s so funny when guys are like: ‘Hey, I liked it when you kissed that chick, did you like it?’
“And I say: ‘Not really!’
“I mean it was my first time ever kissing a girl and it just wasn’t sexy.
“There’s a thing about men that turn me on but a women’s soft lips and soft body and all that stuff – I just can’t do it!”
Funny how when they asked the chick about the experience she was shocked to find out that she had been indeed kissing a woman and not a tranny$ with a carefully mastered tuck.
July 31, 2009
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WTF people???
Now that Brooke HOgan is an international super star after selling out her Tour de Walmarts 2009 across the midwest, I am perplexed as to why her mentally challanged (as a product of inbreeding) second cousin is still in charge of dressing her…
Have you no shame woman?!
July 27, 2009
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Brooke Hogan’s new promotional pic for the cover of the new album “she’s about to drop”.
WTF is wrong with her? She has reverse anorexia/body dysmorphic syndrome. I swear child, have you looked at yourself in the mirror? You have an adam’s apple!!!
May 28, 2009
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Ha!
Linda Hogan outside of court yesterday claimed that her family is just like the Douglasses (Michael, Catherine Zeta-Jones, etc.)
Riiight…
You are fucking a teenager!!!! And your husband is doing the same, and with a chick that looks exactly like your daughter.
May 13, 2009
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What the fuck is up with the Hogans.
Let’s take a moment and reflect upon their situation…
Linda Hogan is dating a 19 year old douchebag teenager, and Hulk Hogan is dating a tranny sheman blond that for the life of me I cannot tell apart from his daughter Brooke.
FUCKING GROSS PEOPLE!!!!!
It’s as if they were frustrated incestuous people, not quite read to take their nasty nasty out into the public eye, so the prefer to have the next best thing. You know like those people who marry people who look just like their exes (see Bruce Willis and that new chick that looks like Demi).
May 6, 2009
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Oh Brookey, honey, we need to talk.
Let us just be frank for a minute, it won´t last long…
Your father is Terry Bolea, aka Hulk Hogan, your mother is Hulk Hogan´s brother with a transgender operation, in that mix you are never going to get your ideal bikini body. Never! Sometimes we just need to face the facts, stop insisting, and move on with our lives.
So, I think I speak for all of us when I say you should rethink the rolling around on the beach part of your new music video. It is in the best interest of all of us, I promise.
Now on to your singing career. Sigh.
April 20, 2009
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What better way to end the day than with a pathetic photo of Brooke Hogan thrashing around on the floor after wiping her crotch all up and down a stripper pole while wearing a sequined panty/tube top combo with her jelly rolls hanging out.
Just make a sex tape already.
March 18, 2009
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Brooke HOgan is force feeding my eyes with her massive crotch.
WTF is wrong with this girl? I mean its not like she doesn’t have access to money, her dad is the Hulkster for Christ’s sake. So why the fuck then does she wear bejeweled panties and tube tops from Charlotte Rouse and then shove it in my fucking eyes. Got dayum woman, know your place in this world!
Here she is performing over the weekend in Florida where the eye raping occurred.
The pole is reportedly pregnant with twins.
March 16, 2009
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