New reports are out as to why Britney Spears shaved her head once upon a time…
Well, Steve Dennis, author of tome Britney: Inside The Dream, writes: “The head-shaving had little do with self-loathing, more a loathing against the public persona that had defined her until then.
“What few people knew was that Britney was rowing with her mum, LYNNE, who seemed to be incessantly reminding her of her motherly duties and responsibilities.
“What made Britney most irate was that her mama kept mentioning how her ex Kevin wasn’t forever on the town. This was all being viewed as controlling behaviour.
“The head-shaving moment was the culmination of an escalating rebellion, heightened by heartbreak over her divorce and custody battle, that can be traced back to 2004 when Britney decided she no longer wished to conform, be controlled or take instruction.”
Steve adds: “What better way to rid herself of the performer’s identity than by losing the very hair she famous for – sabotaging the act to free the person?”
Oh Steve, Stevey, Steve… did you get your journalism degree online?
What you say may very well be, but you forgot the part about her being completely fucking nuts!!!! Remember when she attacked a paparrazi´s car with an umbrella? And when she wore that pink wig around, and when she only spoke in a British accent. All fingers point to CRAZY!!
June 3, 2009
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None other than Britney Spears!!
Remember the days when she was thing, and a role model, and wasn’t fucking Justin Timberlake, and people liked her, and we didn’t know she was trailer trash?
The Spears family must really put on their Sunday’s best when taking the private jet.
I shudder to think what the put on when heading to the local Piggly Wiggly in Louisiana.
May 28, 2009
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Uh oh. Somebody’s lookin’ a lil’ worse for the wear these days.
I suggest googling “meth addicts” the last image in the series would most likely be this one.
May 21, 2009
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Uh oh, smells like some more babies on the way…
According to Star Magazine Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federline have been fucking like rabid rabbits all over her tour stops. Considering the fact that Britney’s sex education stopped at “don’t sleep wit yer step-daddy,” I think it’s safe to say that little k-feds might be in the mix.
Not like K-Fed is much better, but still. If you have to compare the two, regardless of the fact that K-Feds looking like the Michelin man in wigged out in baby-phat for men clothing, he is still more desirable.
How long till that volley ball bitch with giganticism throws down?
Read Star Magazine excerpt below:
“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. “Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.” Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she’s making her own too, says an insider. “She definitely knows how to fan the flames!” But there’s one rather tall issue standing in the way — Kevin’s girlfriend, 5′10 ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, who actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly! Victoria “caught him with his hand in the cookie jar,” says a source.
April 8, 2009
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Ha ha, this shit’s funny.
Star Magazine (never a reliable source..) published the following about Britney last week:
Her Gulfstream IV jet is full of junk food and yapping dogs! “The plane is stocked with Twinkies, beef jerky and M&Ms,” a source tells Star. “When she’s done, she just throws the wrappers on the floor.” Running around through the mess are two puppies!” They scoot around like crazy,” says the source.
I wouldn’t be surprised if there were dirty diapers all up in that bitch as well. It’s like a trailer with wings…
March 30, 2009
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No, she didn’t say it again, but I still think it’s fucking hilarious that she said it over an open mic.
Redneck!
Here is Britney out and about in L.A. this weekend with her coochie hanging out (but thankfully not visible).
Bitch still has cellulite, I don’t give a fuck what people say about a comeback.
March 30, 2009
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Fred Durst is once again insisting that he and Britney hooked up 6 years ago when she was still hot and hadn’t been to rehab ten times.
Back in the day Britney adamantly denied the hook up saying it never happened, nor would happen for that matter, while Fred maintained that she was lying about their romp in the sack.
So now he is speaking about the fight again, for some reason that I have yet to understand (why would you want to be linked to Britney Spears???) and he said on MTV:
“It just became a fiasco of madness,” [But] I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did and my intentions, and I am in no way a liar.”
March 20, 2009
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Brit took her pussy out for a swim in Florida over the weekend.
Coming soon to concert in your hometown!!
March 16, 2009
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