Bruce Willis tied the knot over the weekend to his Demi Moore look alike girlfriend Emma Heming in Turks and Caicos. at his home in Parrot Cay on the Caribbean island.
In attendance were Bruce’s children, his ex-wife Demi, and her current husband Ashton Kutcher.
That shit is just fucked up. And then what? A group orgy between the exes and the current man and wives? Am I the only one who wishes their ex would rot in hell? Hollywood is just too bizarre for me sometimes.
After 7 1/2 years of dating Harrison Ford finally will be tying the knot with his girlfriend Calista Flockheart.
The two apparently got engaged on Valentine’s day last month, while on vacation.
There is a 22 year age difference between the two.
Christina Ricci’s massive alien forehead is soon to be the next Mrs. Owen Benjamin.
Upon looking at this picture of the happy couple, I couldn’t help but wonder, Does Christina Ricci suffer from primoridal dwarf syndrome??
Got dayum that bitch be short.
Oh, and when asked about her engagement she said “I just want a ring and a tax break.”
So do we Christina, so do we.
