“I Just Want a Ring and a Tax Break”

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Christina Ricci’s massive alien forehead is soon to be the next Mrs. Owen Benjamin.

Upon looking at this picture of the happy couple, I couldn’t help but wonder, Does Christina Ricci suffer from primoridal dwarf syndrome??

Got dayum that bitch be short.

Oh, and when asked about her engagement she said “I just want a ring and a tax break.”

So do we Christina, so do we.

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