Winehouse is terrorizing St.Lucia agian, after a failed attempt to get her Blakey back after he left the slammer and started dating a teenager….
So “clean” Amy is continuing with her relaxed lifestyle on the beach and photogs did us the disfavor of snapping a picture of her legs and posting them on the internet.
WHAT THE FUCK AMY???? Dios Mio! Her enabler spokesperson released a statement saying she burnt herself with a pot of water that she was using to make pasta.
Right.
That shit looks like a flesh eating disease if I’ve ever seen one. And believe me after years of city living you see all sorts of shit. I bet if she went to the free clinic they could at least give her a pomade for that. Dayum.
April 22, 2009
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Noooo I wasn’t talking about dick you homos, I was talking about her thumb.
In another WTF move, Crackie has begun sucking her thumb, this comes after having given up the nasty habit over 20 years ago (as do most children).
Gross.
March 28, 2009
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Crackhouse has posted on her Facebok page the following quote:
“If you love him, let him go”
This comes just a week after she wrote:
“I will always love him”
Here she is off on her way to the methadone clinic to get her weekly anti-crack shot.
Oh Amy.
March 27, 2009
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You gotta love people who post the happenings of their private lives on the internet, aka, Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, and now Amy Winehouse.
Our favorite crackie, who has been looking in better shape this days, posted on her Facebok page yesterday a solemn yet straightforward statement about her Blakey:
“I don’t think I’ll ever see him again.”
It’s for the better Amy, really.
Now that she isn’t with him she actually doesn’t look like she smells bad and the squirels moved out of her crackhive. It’d be a shame for that all to go to waste with a reconciliation.
March 21, 2009
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Amy Winehouse continues on her Tour de Get Blake Back 2009 around her old crackhood Camden Town making sure to show off her hooha.
Thank god she is wearing underwear.
March 20, 2009
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