Lady Whatshername

If you’re gonna wear your fug face on the back of your jacket at least make sure it’s photoshopped.

Put the glasses back on Ga-Ga we liked you a lot more that way.

July 7, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Somebody Pop Her!!!

Shame on you Rolling Stone Magazine!!!!!!

You have single handedly shat upon every other decent artist out there who has had the privledged position of gracing your covers by feature that cunt bubble Lady Ga-Ga!

Why???

ps. that look really isn’t working for her. She should go back to covering up half her fug face with those sunglasses.

May 28, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Put your saggy boobs away Ga-GA

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When are people going to wake up and realize that the only reason why this bitch is famous is because Perez Hilton likes her???!!

Argh!!

What the Fuck is she wearing? Titty tassles? A see-thru flowy cat suit? A hair bow? Sunglasses at night?? Go back to the gutter you crawled out of!

And that smug look on her face, always! When all of your top hits feature your fug voice being distorted by a synthesizer, it´s for a reason. YOU HAVE NO TALENT!!!

May 5, 2009 Permalink / 3 Comments » (RSS) /

Stop visually raping me Lady Ga-Ga!

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Arrrrrggghhhhhh

LADY GAG-me has has talked shit about fellow celebs for being overexposed.

She won’t go on Twitter because she doesn’t want the world gawping at her.

She said: “I don’t like blogging. It ruins the mystery of the artists.”

And then she goes out in this shit concoction.

 

April 26, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Needs to put down

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Argh!

Not controversial, not “hip”, not edgy, not sexy, not modern.

FUCKING HEINOUS AND ANNOYING.

p.s. your 15 minutes are almost up

April 22, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

We’re not surprised

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Lady Gag-Me signed a penis.

Yes, you read that right.

“I feel embarrassed saying this but the strangest thing I ever autographed was a man’s penis,” [Lady Ga Ga] laughs.

The 23-year-old “Just Dance” star was left red-faced singer when a smitten admirer made the X-rated request following a performance in Canada.

“I was doing a meet and greet backstage in Canada. I had enough room to write Lady GaGa but I don’t really remember. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Maybe it is still there – who knows? It was a permanent marker too!”

I bet it was flacid, that bitch is 100% anti-erotic.

March 30, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Lady Gag-me Still Has no Pants

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Lady Ga-Ga is one of those people who looks good from far away, but once you get close you realize that you have been had by Hollywood trickery and photoshop.

Here she is posing on Venice Beach, with her ass hanging out as usual, and looking decent, from afar. But behold what the fugster looks like up close…

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I rest my case.

March 21, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /