Not bad Hannah Montana.
Now just get rid of your jesus-loving gay but I act like I´m straight boyfriend, and maybe we will stop hating you so much.
Maybe she took Jamie Foxx´s advice and sat on that bicycle seat…
Does Doug have a cougar fetish? Does he like to think about doing it with Kathy Hilton while he is sticking it to Paris?
What in the GD tarnation fuckity fucking shit is that hair about? And the dress, god the dress… It screams discount at T.J. Maxx and blown out hair with bangs circa 1983.
No!
Who the fuck dresses this girl?
It’s not edgy, it’s not controversial, it’s not “hot right now.”
It’s fucking heinous and starting to make us not like her. Oh and that Jesus tattoo on her wrist needs a cover up asap.
Okay kids, so I checked my calender and NO it is not Halloween, Kabalah Halloween, Scientology Halloween, etc. etc.
Paris Hilton has money. Lots of filthy fucking money, yet she prefers to dress like the hookers that hang out at the bus stop after 9pm where I live in the ghetto *not a dramatization.
Britney is the new spokeswhore for Candie’s…
If you look closely at picture one, you will see that her body does not stop where the swimsuit stops, rather it keeps going…
So just apply that same concept to the rest of her body and you might actually have an idea of what she looks like.
Paris Hilton Fugs it up in L.A. on Monday while filming the new season of her BFF show.
Hates it.
Tsk Tsk Amanda Bynes.
One should never go out in public with their ass hanging out.
Never.
Not even you Amanda Bynes.
P.S. She’s looking a little chipmonkish in the face.
What the Fuck Katy Price?
For the record I just figured out now that Katy Price and Jordan are the same whorebag.
So the British reality star has just come out with her own equestrian clothing line, why? Who the fuck knows. The only thing certain is that next halloween when you haven’t gotten your costume and its 30 mins before the party and you want to look all slutty with your girls at the local dive bar, you can just hop over to your nearest TJ Maxx and Im sure this shit will be on heavy mark down. We’re talking triple red line here.
