Hamburgler is that you???


Lily Allen “hates” the attention that being a mega super star has brought her.  So naturally in order to be more incognito she painted her fug mug yesterday up to confuse all the paparazzos and put on that nasty ass wig.

Somebody smells like desperation………

July 31, 2009 Permalink / 2 Comments » (RSS) /

Lady Ca-Ca is that you?

Oh wait a second, that’s Lily Allen.

Oh well she is just as fug as the other one.

Bitch did get pretty skinny though, drugs does a body good…

July 7, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Why are you so Proud Lilly Allen?

Once again you are visually assaulting us with your shriveled up pre-teeny boobs with pointy nipples.

It’s not hot.

You’re not hot.

You actually kind of gross us out.

Can’t you afford a boob-job?

June 3, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Is it really over???

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This shit is on Twitter, that can only mean one thing….fire crotch and little boy Ronson may really be over!

The angry sometimes lesbian Lohan is fucking pissed at her alledgedly cheating ex-carpet muncher and decided to publicly lash out at her on twitter.

The following was taken from Cokehan’s and Lilly Allen’s Twitter pages.

The bottom post is the first in the series.

@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella :) ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz; stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you borke my heart. now go away. i loved you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
about 10 hours ago from web

being cheated on does wonders to you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry

April 5, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Lily Allen Tours in US

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Lily Allen continues her tour around the states with her latest stop at the Playboy Mansion.

In honor of the venue she donned a pair of hotpants and bunny ears. According to people at the event she was downing glasses of white wine the entire 5o minute set.

I guess you would have to be drunk to be dressed like tha ton stage infront of thousands of people. For somebody who “doesn’t like attention” she really likes attention…

April 3, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Attention Whore

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“I don’t like fame. I find the attention embarrassing.”

Really Lilly Allen? I beg to differ.

Oh, and take that fucking shit out of your mouth.

March 30, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /