Madonna has been in Malawi all week trying to get her paws on another child, this time a little girl named Mercy.
However, the judge overseeing the process has denied the request for adoption stating that Madonna is not a resident of the country and therefore should not be receiving special treatment for being a star and that “jetting into the country” to adopt a kid does not fall under the definition of being a legal resident of a country.
Looks like somebody needs to explain to Madonna that adopting kids is not like nextdaypuppies.com, Mercy should be thanking the judge for saving her from having to eat raw macrobiotic food for the rest of her life and having to put up with Madonna’s fake british accent. That shit is more annoying than putting up with somebody who eats cereal and slurps the milk and then eats the cereal. And that shit is really fucking annoying.
