Batteries not included.
Highly flammable, avoid leaving near heated objects.
*fun bags no longer included.
Somewhere Karl Lagerfield is touching himself as he marvels at the splendour that is a pair of high-waisted trousers with a hobo belt done chic…..
At least she took out her plastic chi-chi basketballs, now all she has to do is find a way to deflate her bobble head and give miss piggy her nose back.
Somebody stick a feeding tube in her!!! Not sexy!!! She is starting to look like an old man with hair loss.
Why doesn’t David ever intervene? That, or at least stick a wig on her head…
But seriously, how do her stick legs not break into a million pieces teetering on those heels??
Oh, and when I go to the airport to travel I generally have a different idea of what is comfortable..you know jeans, flats, something casual..
The Poshbot is outta control.
