Brooke Hogan for some reason continues to be on TV and divulged some much anticipated crap about herself, her family, her scandalous behaviour, etc., etc.,

Oh, did I mention that her boyfriend’s name is Stack$ (dollar sign included).

On Brooke making out with a girl on te show: “Everyone’s been talking about that scene, especially men because they just love that girl-on-girl stuff,” she joked.

“It’s so funny when guys are like: ‘Hey, I liked it when you kissed that chick, did you like it?’

“And I say: ‘Not really!’

“I mean it was my first time ever kissing a girl and it just wasn’t sexy.

“There’s a thing about men that turn me on but a women’s soft lips and soft body and all that stuff – I just can’t do it!”

Funny how when they asked the chick about the experience she was shocked to find out that she had been indeed kissing a woman and not a tranny$ with a carefully mastered tuck.

Lily Allen “hates” the attention that being a mega super star has brought her.  So naturally in order to be more incognito she painted her fug mug yesterday up to confuse all the paparazzos and put on that nasty ass wig.

Somebody smells like desperation………

Lindsay Lohan spent eleven hours in a Beverly Hills salon yesterday to remove her actually rather decent looking red weave and put this Panama City Beach Spring Break ‘98 special on her head.

Jude Law really knows how to get the ladies….

First he and Sadie Frost had like 10 kids, then he was with Sienna Miller, then he cheated on her with his not so hot nanny, and his latest endevour?… he got some Florida chic pregnant who apparently is some failed model reality star.

Bravo! Or should I say Cheerio!

I bet he is second guessing his decision to pull out just one second later than he had previously planned…..

Nothing like a one night stand ending up in babies!

And then she brought God into it…

After splitting this week from her gay handbag husband of 7 years Dean Sheremet, because she SLEPT WITH HER COSTAR, LeAnn Rimes thought that she would bestow her concert goers with some heartfelt words of wisdon.

“You know, I think that you will all really be able to relate to this next song in your lives. You probably know it’s inevitable that in a relationship, sometimes you will have your heart broken at some point,” she said. “Sometimes, you might say that you can’t do anything and sometimes, you want revenge. Sometimes, you say, ‘You’re not worth it.’ But sometimes, you don’t, and that’s when you leave it in God’s hands and know that he will take care of it.”

Honey, I think GOD (If you want to call it that) made some rules (or was it Jesus?) anyways, about not COMMITTING ADULTERY.

STFU LeAnne Rimes, it’s in your best interest.

Citing “conflicting schedules” and “no infidelity” Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian announced yesterday that they were breaking up.

So Reggies plays football in the NFL, understandable that he has stuff to do. And Kim, well Kim is a ..or she does…I mean, wait SHE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What could possible conflict with her schedule of rubbing cellulite cream on her ass, that Paris Hilton once so eloquently called “a trashbag filled with cottage cheese”???

Dita Von Teese used to be a porn star!!!!!!!!

She went by the name Bedroom Betty and as well as starring in adult films, she also appeared in some sleazy internet videos.

Now she has her own bra line over at Wonder Bra…

America, what is wrong with you??????

So last week was a rough week for Coke Bloat Barton.

She was rushed to the hospital and kept under psychiatric lock down because she got lost in cracky land no doubt after a several day bender with the magic powder.

Well now people from her past are resurfacing to talk shit about the troubled washed up actress (I guess you could call her that..). Her former stylist Stacey Kives said that,

“She was on the path to self-destruction – it was just a question of when she was going to be ready to do something about it”.

“Mischa has been drinking since she was about 14, and she doesn’t drink to have fun any more – she drinks not to feel anything.”

“But I think this last episode has scared her straight. She finally sounds like she’s seeing reality.”

Wait just one second here…..Mischa had a stylist???? I hope she didn’t pay for that shiz……

Paris Hilton recently told Extra:

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13.

“So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me.

“So he asked my mom if it was okay and, of course, she said yes.

“I think Paris is such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

I bet Paris was equally as honored when she looked at Wikipedia online and realized that country of France had used her name for one of its cities.

Batteries not included.

Highly flammable, avoid leaving near heated objects.

*fun bags no longer included.