Sleaze Hunter

I think this bit of news just ruined my GD weekend.

Chris and Rihanna have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the “Umbrella” singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE.

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island.

Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”

Somebody, anybody, please for the love of God intervene!!!!!! This is not good at all, and sets a terrible example for young girls everywhere. We really hope that this is hersey and Rihanna has not really taken him back.

February 28, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Dumbass Mc.Fake Tits will not be given away after all by Hugh Hefner on her wedding day to Hank Baskett.

Previously her former pedophile boyfriend Hef was going to walk her down the aisle and give her away to her new man. (this feels incestuous to us…just saying…). Anyways, Kendra has since changed her mind and her brother will now be taking Hef’s place.

She said the following to E! about the situation:

“I think it would mean a lot to my family and me down the line, It just makes more sense.”

However, there do not appear to be any hard feelings on Hef’s behalf because the pair will be wed at the Playboy mansion. Again, this is just plain weird, doesn’t Hank get all creeped out that his future wife used to shack up with an 80 year old man??? And they are getting married at the house they used to do the nasty nasty in???

These people just aren’t normal.

February 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Hot, Hot, Hot! Penelope Cruz who? ? ? While Penelope is getting all the press for her Oscar win this week, another smoking Spanish beauty has been much overlooked. Check out her hot photos from April’s FHM in Spain.

February 27, 2009 Permalink / 5 Comments » (RSS) /

The eternal on again off again couple was spotted in London today pretending like they eat stocking up on junk food shortly after arriving in the UK.

Samantha apparently has a DJ gig in London, and Lindsay is there since she has no career to support her lesbian lover close friend.

I am starting to think they are like anacondas, they eat a massive meal that is the equivalent of a hippo and then don’t feed again for another two months.

February 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Behold!

Feast your eyes upon Megan Fox out yesterday in L.A. on a coffee run looking single, fabulous, and not at all sad over her recent break up with Brian Austen Green.

How long till she has a hot new piece??

February 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Kanye West recently taped a show for VH1 called Storytellers. The program has a pretty interesting basis, artists play their songs in an intimate setting and share tidbits with audience about how they were written.VH1 encourages artist “to just keep talking,” and producers in turn will “eliminate any ‘gotcha’ moments” that don’t work. Or, in the case of Kanye, if you talk out of your ass about sh*t and are going to make VH1 look bad.

During the taping, according to a Reuters reporter, West was pissed that Radiohead singer Thom Yorke had allegedly snubbed him backstage at the Grammys five days earlier. That hurt, West told the audience, because he idolizes the British band, and considers it one of his few creative rivals.

“So when he performed at the Grammys, I sat the f— down,” West said.

A little later, West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.

In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes,” referring to the champion swimmer’s recent bong scandal.

VH1 had to clean the fu*k out of his comments before the airing. I say the just should have cut his show entirely.

What a dumbass.

February 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

RiRi resurfaced again yesterday, this time in Mexico on the beach with some of her closest friends.

She appeared to be solemn as she strolled the beach, and luckily seems to have healed well from the injuries she sustained some weeks ago when Chris-Douchebag-Brown beat the sh*t out of her in his car.

Hopefully she will remain strong and will make sure that Chris Brown’s get’s his due process in court. As of now no files have been charged, Yesterday the L.A. district attorney’s office said the investigation was still open and no decision on charges has been made as far as the charges go because they are still collecting evidence.

Let’s hope they make a good case against Brown, and RiRi can get on with her life.

February 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

Sorry Fellas, La Bündchen is off the market.

After much speculation about whether or not they were engaged, Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady have tied the knot.

According to US Weekly, yesterday Gizzy and her quarterback were pronounced man and wife in a ceremony that took place at St. Monica Catholic Church in an oceanfront community, and the guests were mostly immediate family members. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana as did her three dogs.

Wait just a sec… did I read that right? Her three dogs wore Dolce ? WTF Gizzy???!!! I bought a pair of DG glasses once, from Costco, yeah that’s right, Costco, for like $30 and I thought I was the shit. If I could only be one of Gizz’s pets then I would really be set for life. Dayum.

February 27, 2009 Permalink / No Comments » (RSS) /

In Touch Weekly published the following story this week in their magazine:

“Chris is scared,” says an insider. “Not only did he probably lose his career and his girlfriend, but he’s also fearing for his security and his life.” Chris, 19, who was arrested on February 8 for making criminal threats, has good reason to watch his back. After reports that he allegedly hurt Rihanna during an argument in a parked car, there have been calls for bans on his music as well as those who have vowed to seek revenge. “Chris is a marked man,” a music insider says. “He faces criminal charges and possible jail time, but he’s going to have to deal with Rihanna’s legion of fans and her close-knit friends in the industry.” And the leak of a police photo on February 19 of a bruised and bloodied Rihanna only made things worse. “That photo was the last straw,” the music insider says. “The threats started pouring in the moment that appeared online.”

All I can say is that is what you get for beating the shit out of a woman, and even more so for beating the shit out of a world pop icon. You have to be just plain stoopid. And he should be thankful that thus far people have just been making threats! Let’s hope the worse is still to come.

February 26, 2009 Permalink / 1 Comment » (RSS) /

So Paris is in Tokyo for some promotional tour (Valtrex?) and that dude from The Hills came with.

Doug Reinhardt, who is Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend, was first seen with Paris at a nightclub in Florida two weeks ago.

The two were spotted at a pet store kissing and heavily petting (pun intended).

We give them a week, once that bitch finds out Paris gave him the clap he’ll be on the first flight back to L.A.

February 26, 2009 Permalink / 1 Comment » (RSS) /