Finally I can sleep at night.
I now know why they named their baby after a day of the week.
Keith Urban told Ellen on her talk show that, “Particularly when you don’t have someone in your life … in my experience, Sunday was the loneliest day. It went from being sort of the most dreaded day of the week for us to being the most joyous day, because we just had a family.”
Why not name your baby “vibrator” or “table for one” ?
Paris Hilton Fugs it up in L.A. on Monday while filming the new season of her BFF show.
Hates it.
It costs $1,000,000 to make her look like this???
WTF???
Queen Latifah has been sued bye makeup “artists” that claim she failed to cough up the cash to for a period of three years.
Celebrity cosmetology consultant Roxanna Floyd says she lost $700,000 when the rapper-actress failed to pay her for work she did between July 2005 and February 2008.
In a separate lawsuit, celebrity fashion stylist Susan Moses said she was cheated of $300,000 during the same period.
Got dayum woman! Gastric bypass surgery would be less expensive and have better results.
Latifah´s reps said that there is no merit to the law suits -snore-
Halle Berry has one cute baby.
Lady Gag-Me signed a penis.
Yes, you read that right.
“I feel embarrassed saying this but the strangest thing I ever autographed was a man’s penis,” [Lady Ga Ga] laughs.
The 23-year-old “Just Dance” star was left red-faced singer when a smitten admirer made the X-rated request following a performance in Canada.
“I was doing a meet and greet backstage in Canada. I had enough room to write Lady GaGa but I don’t really remember. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Maybe it is still there – who knows? It was a permanent marker too!”
I bet it was flacid, that bitch is 100% anti-erotic.
Seal is one lucky bitch.
Ha ha, this shit’s funny.
Star Magazine (never a reliable source..) published the following about Britney last week:
Her Gulfstream IV jet is full of junk food and yapping dogs! “The plane is stocked with Twinkies, beef jerky and M&Ms,” a source tells Star. “When she’s done, she just throws the wrappers on the floor.” Running around through the mess are two puppies!” They scoot around like crazy,” says the source.
I wouldn’t be surprised if there were dirty diapers all up in that bitch as well. It’s like a trailer with wings…
Oh Pammy, but why?
You were doing so well with your face scrubbed and then you went and fucked it all up.
Can she not afford a makeup artist? I know times are tough, crisis blah blah blah, but still.
“I don’t like fame. I find the attention embarrassing.”
Really Lilly Allen? I beg to differ.
Oh, and take that fucking shit out of your mouth.
