Make that human beef jerky, with a bad boob job, and what appears to be a bulge in her pants.
Sexy!
Okay, so I know that I tend to blog about celebrity tittays (I am trying to cut back, really), but these latest pics of Lindsay Lohan at the beach in Hawaii really have me confused.
How does she succesfully communicate to the drugs that she wants them to shrink every part of her body minus her breasts? She must be the coke-whisperer or something.
I mean, if they were fake, it would make sense. But they aren’t, so what gives Lindsay?
Paris Hilton looks just about as confused as I am at the fact that she appears to magically out of nowhere have tits.
So after Hulk Hogan gave an interview and kissed every last shred of his dignity away with his comments about understanding how O.J. Simpson could slaughter his ex-wife and boyfriend, Linda Hogan has since taken it upon herself to fake something that wasn’t her tits, her lips, her face, her hair, her vagina, etc. etc. (you get the idea), FEAR.
That’s right. Linda “I’m dating a 19-year old” Hogan has filed papers in court requesting yet more money so that she can relocate to L.A., far far away from her violent ex-husband.
So, what is the cost of this relocation? A flat fee of $24,000 AND $8,200 more a month.
Bitch please! Go back to the trailer you crawled out of and stay there. Forever.
There is nothing better than when celebrities break up and then publicly trash eachother on the internet…
And then get back together.
Exhibit A. Travis McCoy and Katy Perry:
On his blog, after the last break up he wrote,
“We fight every night and that’s not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we were closer.
My laptop is my new b***h, LOYAL, LISTENS and NEVER LETS ME DOWN!”
Maybe he realized his laptop didn´t wasn´t so great at giving him a wank.
Not bad Hannah Montana.
Now just get rid of your jesus-loving gay but I act like I´m straight boyfriend, and maybe we will stop hating you so much.
Maybe she took Jamie Foxx´s advice and sat on that bicycle seat…
Arrrrrggghhhhhh
LADY GAG-me has has talked shit about fellow celebs for being overexposed.
She won’t go on Twitter because she doesn’t want the world gawping at her.
She said: “I don’t like blogging. It ruins the mystery of the artists.”
And then she goes out in this shit concoction.
The world´s most annoying twat and rabbit toothed attention whore tied the knot Saturday in Pasedena.
They are equally as annoying and vomit-inducing, so I guess the pairing may not be destined to failure immediately.
Oh Kimmy-poo this really puts a dent into your whole “im a curvy size 2″ statement now doesn’t it.
Kim’s dumbass commented on a clipping from Us Magazine that featured her pic next to a new plus-size line by Forever 21:
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
Sorry sweetie, nobody’s buying it.
Argh!
Not controversial, not “hip”, not edgy, not sexy, not modern.
FUCKING HEINOUS AND ANNOYING.
p.s. your 15 minutes are almost up
