None other than Britney Spears!!
Remember the days when she was thing, and a role model, and wasn’t fucking Justin Timberlake, and people liked her, and we didn’t know she was trailer trash?
The Spears family must really put on their Sunday’s best when taking the private jet.
I shudder to think what the put on when heading to the local Piggly Wiggly in Louisiana.
Shame on you Rolling Stone Magazine!!!!!!
You have single handedly shat upon every other decent artist out there who has had the privledged position of gracing your covers by feature that cunt bubble Lady Ga-Ga!
Why???
ps. that look really isn’t working for her. She should go back to covering up half her fug face with those sunglasses.

Honestly, how the F did Fuggie marry Josh Duhmal???
Just look at her!!!
The hair, the sun glasses, the chin, the makeup, the I used to be a meth addict skin….. Arrrgghhh.
Josh! Get ahold of yourself!!

Star Magazine is reporting that Kelly Clarkson……Doesn’t believe in dieting!
Ya don’t say.
...Kelly’s always favored a piece of cheesecake over perfection. “I’ve always been thicker,” she’s said. “I don’t believe in dieting.” And even now, says a friend, “She’s happy where she’s at. She doesn’t think being thin should be a big priority in her life.” Plus, she wants to continue to be a good role model for her more voluptuous fans. “She gets tons of fan letters telling her to stay curvy,” the source says. “The last thing she wants to do is betray those young women who look up to her by going on a crash diet.” But even though she’s just fine with being on the fuller side, Kelly’s starting to consider making a change. “She’s nervous about her health,” a friend reveals. She knows she needs to do something about the extra weight.”

Why do people this day in age continue to get tattoos that are spelt wrong?!
Hayden Panetierre’s brain cells tried really hard to work together and make something intelligent. Too bad she was one short…
The Italian phrase she got tatted down her back, which should translate as “live without regrets”, in fact contains a spelling mistake.
While her tat reads “vivere senza rimipianti”, the final word should actually be spelt “rimpianti”.
Time for a cover up!


You never miss a chance to make a complete ass out of yourself and remind everyone just how much class you have.
Really, I congratulate you.

I’d like to stress FORMER BEAUTY and current trailer trash Pamela Anderson showed off her EXQUISITE figure this weekend in Malibu.
I wonder if that was a Tequiza in her plastic cup, or if she stepped it up a notch and bought some PBR.
Get a one piece!




