So if you relentlessly harrass your ex, follow her around the globe, pathetically rant on Twitter, and starve yourself, you might just get back together? There is a God!!
The latest news coming in is reporting that Samantha Ronson did indeed take back her favorite vadge as well as get engaged so they can be Mrs. Vadge and Mrs. I wish I had a peen forever and ever!
Lindsay posted on her Twitter last night:
“Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe….”
Oh, and she also reportedly had a huge rock on her ring finger. Something smells fishy, heh heh.
June 9, 2009
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Somebody stick a feeding tube in her!!! Not sexy!!! She is starting to look like an old man with hair loss.
Why doesn’t David ever intervene? That, or at least stick a wig on her head…
June 9, 2009
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By taking out your huge ass tittays of course!!! Jessica was in New York this past week talking to TV execs about her possible return to reality TV, dear God help us all.
If this twat gets another TV show I really am going to boycott the United States…
June 9, 2009
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What better way to get over your parent’s divorce, and extremely dysfuntional family dramas? A TV show of course!
Brooke Hogan, currently starring in “Brooke knows best” had a breakdown on her show recently when her dad took her by the old house that they used to live in (before her brother killed his best friend in that car wreck, before Hulk Hogan started dating the carbon copy of his daughter, before Linda Hogan started fucking a teenager, etc. etc. )
Some juicy quotes from the episode:
Hulk: “I can’t believe I busted my body every night for 30 years to build that home and now a 19-year-old is living in it.”
Linda: “I did not plan on this happening, my life has been totally turned upside down.
“He is 19, he will be 20. (wow, really Linda? go figure) I had no idea how old he was, he was just a guy that I met on the beach that was cute.
“I thought he was 27 or 28 when I met him, I didn’t know. We just had a lot in common (like what? that he is 19, and your daughter is too?? WTF lady!) and started talking. He really gave me hope.
“I hate to have this come between us, because I have been there for the kids and I have been there for Brooke.”
June 9, 2009
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Megs, normally you would be our hot pic of the day, but I got to admit that you are starting to get on our nerves a bit.
First, you had to date that Brian Austen Green LOSER, then break up with him, and then get back together with him!
Next, you talk shit about Scarlett Johanssen about how she tries so hard to be an intellectual to the face of the media, and you don’t have to do pathetic things like that to be yourself.
Now, you keep coming out again and again with these retarded quotes about how sexy, hot and horny you are all the time (not quite lady Ga-Ga status, but getting there), and I have to say, it is starting to smell of desperation.
In the new issue of British GC you say: “When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross. “I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. “I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time.“There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”
Snooze….. we get it your hot, blah blah blah.
June 3, 2009
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Cameron, honey.
When you’re pushin’ 40, I think it’s time to throw in the towel and stop attending events like the MTV Movie Awards.
You’re OLD!!!!!
What happend to your face?
June 3, 2009
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Miss Bar Rafaeli is looking hot on the new cover of Esquire.
How does Leo DiCaprio always land the hottest bitches around?
June 3, 2009
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Once again you are visually assaulting us with your shriveled up pre-teeny boobs with pointy nipples.
It’s not hot.
You’re not hot.
You actually kind of gross us out.
Can’t you afford a boob-job?
June 3, 2009
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Take your GD finger OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!! YOU LOOK LAME!!!!!!! Look what you make me do!! You provoke capital letter rants a la Kanye West’s “I love myself blog”. The shame…
But seriously now, do us all a favor, we get it, you got your finger tattooed with that Shhhh… crap all over it. You are so cool. Now get on with your life and stop acting so lame.
June 3, 2009
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New reports are out as to why Britney Spears shaved her head once upon a time…
Well, Steve Dennis, author of tome Britney: Inside The Dream, writes: “The head-shaving had little do with self-loathing, more a loathing against the public persona that had defined her until then.
“What few people knew was that Britney was rowing with her mum, LYNNE, who seemed to be incessantly reminding her of her motherly duties and responsibilities.
“What made Britney most irate was that her mama kept mentioning how her ex Kevin wasn’t forever on the town. This was all being viewed as controlling behaviour.
“The head-shaving moment was the culmination of an escalating rebellion, heightened by heartbreak over her divorce and custody battle, that can be traced back to 2004 when Britney decided she no longer wished to conform, be controlled or take instruction.”
Steve adds: “What better way to rid herself of the performer’s identity than by losing the very hair she famous for – sabotaging the act to free the person?”
Oh Steve, Stevey, Steve… did you get your journalism degree online?
What you say may very well be, but you forgot the part about her being completely fucking nuts!!!! Remember when she attacked a paparrazi´s car with an umbrella? And when she wore that pink wig around, and when she only spoke in a British accent. All fingers point to CRAZY!!
June 3, 2009
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